Need tips on how to get an opioid prescription

need tips on how to get an opioid prescription

>already deformed/severe scoliosis so faking back pain is a breeze
>my disability insurance pays for any prescriptions so its always free

Planning on hitting up as many walk-in clinics as it takes tomorrow.

Tips on what to do or say?

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Break all your bones

I wish I had an opioid prescription, if I had some I'd do them a lot.

Good luck if you’re in America. It took me six months and I have to drug test

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Wow no way, that sounds insane. Are they really cracking down?

None of those are opioids.

Yeah it's really hard now days.I'm in pain management. You have to get a referral from another Dr One bottle is. The rest are high grade muscle relaxers

Scratch that. Two bottles are.

I'm hoping it goes easier for me. Since I have a visible deformity that's spine related I hope they're more sympathetic. I'm in Canada so I don't know how different it is compared to you.

Walk in clinics do not give opiates any more.

Yeah I'm not sure about that. Are you under Dr care? Orthopedic?

You won't get opiates they put you on pregabalin (lyrica). You can get high on it but it's not as good.

Are oxys still out there? I'd like to get some again someday..

Nope. All that's over with. Not actually in pain but I do like opium.

Well that makes me not even want to bother embarrassing myself then. I mean they give Codeine to people here after a dental procedure, so is is really that taboo now?

I don't want to order thru darkweb. I might just start growing my own opium. Sad.

I have Lyrica and opioids so this is not true

>Nope. All that's over with. Not actually in pain but I do like opium.
If you're not under Drs care then forget it. It used to be easy but not anymore. I'm actually thinking of getting off of them.

OP literally sounds exactly like me and all they would give me was lyrica. I do get codeine for migraines though and they give me the fucking 3rd degree just for one fucking box now with no repeat, used to get like 10 boxes at a time before the crackdown. Granted I do have long hair and look like a druggie even though I'm not kek.

OP here. Are you me? I have long hair as well. Also not a druggie, I'd just like to kick back and relax on opiates a few times a month while camping. However, like your experience demonstrates, they're freaking the fuck out now.

My gf had a root canal and asked for T3s afterwards because she has a sensitive mouth and they looked concerned and were almost interrogating her.

It's really hard to get oxycodone pres in canada, you need to have years of pain complaints backed by the tests that leave you with no other alternative but those meds. Unless you have that natural animal magnetism charm some people have that makes every person they meet instantly like them and give them whatever they want.

It really doesn't matter what you look like. Like I said it hard as hell and I have to submit to randoms. If I get popped I'm out no questions asked period end of story that's all she wrote

>It's really hard to get oxycodone pres in canada, you need to have years of pain complaints backed by the tests that leave you with no other alternative but those meds.

Damn. I feel really special then after being given a huge quantity of hydromorphone after my back surgery in 2019. Didn't really need them so they sat in my medicine cabinet for year. Took a year to recreationally use them all up. Good times.

>Unless you have that natural animal magnetism charm some people have that makes every person they meet instantly like them and give them whatever they want.

I guess if you're rich you'll be connected with high profile doctors that will give you almost anything you want.

>surgery
yea surgery can get you some good meds too, it's one of those: they know you'll be in pain and don't need you coming back to ask: situations. Dentist gave me oxys after my wisdom teeth removal.

If you ever go back to Dr Op always remember pain level is 8-10 and never below that if they even use that retarded system up there