Waiting in line at Wal-Mart for ten minutes

>Waiting in line at Wal-Mart for ten minutes
>Pregnant woman walks up behind me with a cart filled with at least $200 dollars of grocery
>"Excuse me, sir" she starts "may I take your place in line, I'm six months pregnant"
>Proceed to look at her for a few seconds and ignore her
I don't understand how getting knocked up gives you a sense of entitlement.

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Sounds like an American problem to me.

imagine getting so bent out of shape over someone asking you a simple question

Different user.
Were you raised on twitter? You can speak your mind without being bent out of shape. Not everyone substitutes mental illness for a personality.

reality
>be op
>mumbling beta
>goes to walmart
>sees pregnant lady
>no words exchanged
>larps this story in his head
truth be told, we are all aware that op didn't even leave his house to go to a walmart to make this story up and is just creating some semi-edge bait thread for (you)s

I hate that toothless stranger things fuck so fucking much

Reality
>Any Forums bot started this thread for summerfags to respond to to sell porn ads

this

fucking based

I hate that kid's face so fucking much. In a perfect world, the first thing I would do after waking up is to see him at the other end of a football field. I'd get a running start and focus on that asstarded fucking grimacing caricature of a human face while I muster up all my fortitude. I'd reach him and give him a swift kick in the dick. A kick so hard that his dick would be sent into orbit and burst forth from his faggy little mouth- making him look like the xenomorph extending it's secondary attack mouth. God I hate that kid.

>I don't understand how getting knocked up gives you a sense of entitlement.

Then again, you don't understand most things.

Over the years I remember this happening a few times.
Why do pregnant women seem to buy in bulk and heavily load the cart?
One she actually asked, and yeah I had only a few lunch items. NO, I'd be through in under 60 seconds.
2nd one tried forcing her way in front of me, again I was just a couple items for lunchbreak, we insulted each other back and forth, she tried the "but I'm pregnant" pity bullshit.
cashier, "Sir, sir, why don't you let her first?"
I did, left for the checkout line that just opened, and preggo yelled a few FUCKS at me as I was bagged up and leaving.
Happened a few times with women with young children trying to be aggressive. I do my big shopping late at night to avoid being stuck in lines that back up into the aisles. During daylight I drop in and grab whatever few items I'm needing at the moment.
Self check out lines are the best, I'm through in 2 minutes tops once I'm at the machine. But I've seen too many people fumbling around, they're there when I first get to a smooth moving selfcheck line, and still there when I'm bagged and getting the fuck away from these subhumans.

So much fucking this. Imagine how lonely you have to be to actually do this.

Wow that must happen to you a lot huh? Next time they say "but I'm pregnant" you should try saying "I can fix that for you" or "well I've been creampied too, lady".

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Sorry, let me phrase it another way: Imagine being so bothered by being asked for a simple favor, that you had to run home and post about it on Any Forums. Or maybe you didn't even wait to get home and you phoneposted while you were still in line.

I have thought about this a lot and I want to become a surgeon specialising in bone extensions and bully him online about his height until he comes to me for leg bone extensions, then I will remove both his femurs and wait for him to wake up, let him realise what has happened then slowly beat him into a paste with his own leg bones from the toes to his neck all the while keeping him awake with insane amounts of adrenaline so he can feel everything. Then, just before he passed out, I will cave his stupid ficking skull in and mix his meat paste into stranger things themed snacks.

Imagine being such a fucking bitch that you can't let a 6 mo pregnant woman do a quick jump. Did you have to get home to post your greentext that badly? I bet you get really mad when they mess up your big order at McDonalds you fucking cuck. Go play in traffic.

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not op but done it b4. was harassed by a carrier once and posted from the parking lot. ofcourse i didnt gave in to the hatebreeder

we all gotta bear the consequences. actually what has that to do with me actually? not going out of my way for someone elses mess

Answer with I'm sorry, my girlfriend is pregnant and alone at home.

Rephrasing it changes nothing. See

Kill them Bobby. Kill them all. Only you can do it. You are special.

i once said nah ma'am im in an emergency too.

she was quiet after. haha perplexed

fuckin glowie