You come home and find her sleeping on your bed, what do?

You come home and find her sleeping on your bed, what do?

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Cuddle up behind her and gently fondle her balls as I kiss her shoulders.

It's my (tranny) wife and we love each other very much.

Wake her up and ask her to marry me.

Kick his ass

*him

Beat the shit out of him and kick him out of the house.

Get her pregnant

Join in. My wife has a thing for chicks with dicks and is always bringing them home.

>remove her balls, since she won't be needing them
>put them in a bowl with the others
>deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"

Cuckold

Tell her she can live here, but only if she fucks my ass on the reg.

I loled

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Incel

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>3 stars
Generous.

Epic

Kick her in the balls and ask what the fuck she's doing in my house.

hey sleepyhead, you got some balls... to be sleeping like that

>her

lol

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A 'hot' trap is just a skinny gay man.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Call 911 to report an intruder in your home.
Two shots center mass the second he makes any kind of move in your direction to defend yourself.

>her
are you fucking retarded, mate?

Your wife is into fucking other men. You're a cuck.

If you did a 360 you’d still be facing the tranny you retarded faggot

>If you did a 360 you’d still be facing the tranny you retarded faggot

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incorrect

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