You're at a bar

>you're at a bar
>see this
>what do you say first

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>m'lady
*Tips fedora*

I say nothing because I'm not there, I'm alone at home masturbating and playing vidya

Look over my shoulder to find out who she's actually looking at

OUGH LADY LEMME SEE YOUR UVULA

that dress is very becoming if i was a dress i’d be cuming all over ur face

>What's up, you crusty old hag? My name is Tex. Whose vulva do I have to punch to get a bud light lime around here?

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I'm sorry about cumming in your craft food services.

"If you smell a fart right now that's not me. I did all my farting earlier in the elevator."

Pathetic as usual.

chad

>run away
>claim I ran because she's a jew
>complain about how I hate niggers on Any Forums and masturbate to loli porn

"h-hello there, have you ever found yourself sex with me... ugh I-I mean are you safe today... no, no, no, don't go, what I meant to say is, how is your day going?"

"Dance with me and Ill buy you a drink. If I like how this goes your cup will be full for as long as you want."

Fine weather you're having

Got any grapes?

did you know there are no brakes on the rape train?

>smile
>”beautiful ring”
>take a seat as she looks at her ring l
>discuss the ring a few sentences
>compliment her hair
>”Pardon me, I’m user, what’s your name?”

How much?

Wow that is some next level cringe

That's him pretending to be alpha from some d listed 80s movie

Rate this tactic pls

2/10. You didn't do anything to draw her in besides pointing out that she's planning to cheat on her husband

I hate mudcrabs, disgusting creatures