/cel/ - Don't Gay It Up Edition
/cel/ - Don't Gay It Up Edition
Daniel Walker
Grayson Butler
Xavier Nguyen
first
Cooper Morgan
I am a homosexual who loves to make love to men
Isaiah Thompson
>loves to make love to men
Making love is wholesome. As long as you're not fucking, it's ok.
Jordan Walker
My g-g-g-girl i-is a beautiful c-c-celebrity...
Gavin Thomas
Levi Lewis
Yummy toes.
John Nelson
Jackson Cook
There's a new pledge going around, and it's a pledge that I've taken. I've signed to it and sworn to it. It's the pledge to be heterosexual in 2022.
Heterosexual Pledge 2022.
I do solemnly swear never to give in to homosexual temptation.
Always to uphold the virtue and honor of my heterosexuality.
I swear to honor my heterosexuality and always bang women.
I will never get lost in a creamy colon of a man.
I pledge to maintain my heterosexuality.
The way that you find the pledge online to take it for yourself: Google "Straight Guys." Google image search, with safe-search off "Straight Guys", "Straight Guy Picture Muscle Jock", "Straight Muscle Jock Guy Pictures", "Straight", "Straight for pay", "Gay for pay", Google it. Image search. Show all your friends how straight you are with your Google image search history.
Ethan Brown
Joshua Torres
i want to have an intervention for her. not for the drinking, but because she's in denial about her love for me.
Carson Lewis
Brayden Stewart
Beckoning bobs
Luis Hall
>I'M NOT DRUNK BITCH YOU'RE DRU-
Eli Williams
whom is this?
Landon Diaz
I jerk off to gay porn, but think about cumming in Tay when I climax just to prove I can resist the temptation to spurt to two beautiful, muscular, sweaty men finding pleasure and release with one another.
Aiden Ortiz
FUCK YOU - I'm gonna Suck Cock and Go Gay for Tay
Lincoln Mitchell
>whom's'tve
Angelina Strechina. Now go strechina your dick to her.
Oliver Murphy
if only her personality and body were as good as her ass and face.
David Ross
i've got to leave work first. hold your horses.
Jaxon Evans
Glass Cutting Nipple Shadow
Brandon Jenkins
Unacceptable! Go jerk off to her in the bathroom right fucking now!
Nolan Peterson
Talk to a girl