So you mean to tell me you guys are just walk around with dirty anuses?

So you mean to tell me you guys are just walk around with dirty anuses?

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+9:00 MID WRIGGLER+

You just like how it feels faggot.

I get your mom to lick my shit-stained anus clean

shooting things intto your butt seems right up your alley, fag

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At least the back of my nuts aren't covered in shit

Fill it with cum

holy shit how fat are you

Does that happen if you're fat? kekol

>So you mean to tell me you guys are just walk around with wet anuses?
Not a single one of our assholes doesn't stink, commie. Ours just stink of freedom.

I upgraded, and actually don't shit anymore.

I walk just fine as our ancestors did, also, never jabbed

Me too Satan

You can't stay five minutes without that sweet anal gay sex, uh? Full time prepped

You gotta clean that ass though or else you'll be raw, and chappy.

OP takes suppositories for fun

>cold
bruh

So you mean to tell me you guys are just walk around with soaked buttocks?

>get bidet
>make sure to dry as good as I can
>my perineum stings when I use it again
>even the lightest water pressure brings up pain
>no visible rashes or abrasions
What am I doing wrong, bros? I never learned basic hygiene as a kid, and I'm trying my best. Just feels like there's something I'm missing.

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Maybe using the wrong kind of soap, try glycerin soap

I just shit where ever the urge hits me.

This design is more convenient and easy to use/install the problem is the cold water

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i want to get one of these japanese toilet seats with over 9000 options that makes guests scared for their lives to pres the wrong button