what is devops?
What is devops?
It when a dev and ops team love each other very much
Imagine
you are doing extra work FOR FREE
it's like blackops but with nerds instead of jamals
It's dev and it's ops or wait no it's cloud infra or maybe sysadmin or possibly swe or release eng or cloud security
but most of the time it's one guy doing the work of an entire team while being paid as much as some fag that thinks for a few days about what color the buttons should be on some react app
the plural of devop
its just a methodology that got memed by people that don't know what the fuck they are doing.
Imagine the smell
imagine if they were all menstruating at the same exact time and you get to be their toilet. god i wish i was their toilet.
Imaging hard, almost programmed ultraiso in my head
It's when a dev makes an opsie.
Gonna ask a simple question, OP pic, or picrel?!
Both, while the older one holds her
computer janitoring, but you're doing it for smelly autistic programmers instead of expired hr roasties
I wanna fuck OP pic, while cuddling and forehead kissing picrel
OP's pic.
Since those women exist and the one in your pic is just a figment of the imagination of some degenerate fat pedophile "artist".
In theory:
>building dev tools to simplify development and deployment
In practice:
>dumping all the end to end work on the engineer instead of having multiple people like testers, etc
It's why commercial software these days is a buggy mess so often, because one guy is doing the work of 5