Have a date for tomorrow with a really cute girl

have a date for tomorrow with a really cute girl
give me the shittiest dating advice pls

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Stand her up

accidentally flash your horse-sized trojan box.

user stop talk about andy six

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Talk like a 20's ganster to the waiter (i e hey sunny get me and doll face here a couple pops, would ya?) Never speak to the date this way or acknowledge it.

i cant
she must know of my thick logs

Flex your muscles for her.

like, for the entire duration of the date?

See how many times you can call her a faggot before she leaves-record it with your phone and post it here
Examples
“Hey faggot nice to see you”
“I hear the bartender her makes a good margarita, I’m sure a faggot like you would love it”
“Just a second, faggot. Let me get the door for you”
“Really nice place here, you think they’ll serve faggiots?”
“Hey faggot I forgot my wallet can you get the check?”

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Yes that makes them cum buckets

I dont think that'll get me what i want from the date/b/ro

What the fuck faggot you asked for bad dating advice. You’re posting here, so your chances of getting laid are probably zero anyway, might as well get a couple laughs out of it. Faggot.

Ask if she has a younger sister.

Did i hurt your fewings
My date will go fine i already know

Don't let her talk at all.
Only talk about your interests.

try taking 300mg luvox, 100mg atomoxetine, 4mg brexpiprazole, nicotine gum, and some weed before the date and see how it goes

Take hair samples before the date and after the date so you can determine if she's really into you.

No, faggot. I’m just following the rules of your faggot thread. I also like saying faggot a lot, faggot.
This faggot gets it, just need to add a box of Shiraz to the mix and it’s party time for faggots

So, be the woman in the relationship?

Hey faggot op, your faggot thread fucking sucks faggots.

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I usually have my neice bring over some Shiraz Cabernet and I do body shots off the mushroom tip of her throbbing gay veiny neicecock