What would you do if you had 7 dell optiplexes with debian stable on them?

what would you do if you had 7 dell optiplexes with debian stable on them?

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botnet

Put Windows on them all and sell them for £200 a pop

Kill myself

>what would you do
put them into the trash

If you don't have surround sound but lots of speakers then you can get a sound card. I had something like it, thought it was destined for recycling, but that was the use I had for it, since it was small enough to fit under a couch or in entertainment center. My mom and dad had lots of old audio equipment they refused to get rid of, I used a few RCA (red/white) to 3.5mm cables to set it up.

install mint on one and use it for emulators
install ubuntu server on another one and use it as a file server or smth
build a desk with the other two

and stack the other three for fun

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i would try to cluster them

you can't let me do that, dave.

i still dont understand why connecting and using 7 older processors together isnt faster than 1 newer processor

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throw them away and buy a macbook pro

i dont have the newer device is the problem, these computers costed me a grand total of $0

baremetal k8s

Make a proxmox cluster and start hosting shit.

container cluster

Gee bill 7 dell optiplexs?

Get some arcade cabinets with working CRT screens, some VGA to Jamma shits, super resolution bullshit, emulators, lots of emulators and sell em as retroarcade stuff that don't suck as much as the raspi choppy shit.

Look for a cheaper electric provider.

install debian oldstable