"What will it be bossman?"

>"What will it be bossman?"

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Is that picture supposed to be a joke?

Einmal mit alles

>"Oh, you german? No kebap for you."
*starts singing '10 little german bombers'*

>one shawarma my good man

>"Here, it be 6 Pound"

Ist sowieso Hackfleisch was du da verkaufst.

Alright boss, one mixed, all the salad, garlic mayo.

Smell good

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basierend
Pfennigfuchser enttarnt

it's 5.50 wherei am and it's 5.50 wihth chips

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I want you to whack me hard in the balls with the broadside of that kebab knife.

fuckk off nazi's

Say some Nazi is dissin' your fly girl. Just give 'em one of these.

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Why does this kind of image trigger Germans?

Uhh, Idk. What the fuck is that thing? I am American we don't have those things here. Looks kinda good, though.

They're called Lebanese people.

Does anyone have the copy pasta or screenshot of the drunk british guy out on a saturday night, and he walks into the kebab shop and points at the meat and says 'horse'? Something along those lines

They have everything in America you doofus. It's the 3rd or 4th largest country in the world and has over 300 million people. You probably know less than 0.0001% of everything there is to know about your country and yet confidently declare that you "don't have that here".

Do you get out much?