What is the most sexually straight forward thing you've ever done in front of a woman?

what is the most sexually straight forward thing you've ever done in front of a woman?

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For me, I asked an obvious wook chick at a bar "wanna go back to my place, drop acid and fuck?" While she was in the middle of introducing herself. Actually worked too! Grated I was 19 and in great shape, not the 30 year old somewhat fat fuck I am now.

Worked in a restaurant, always flirting with a co-worker. Behind the counter was very narrow so I'd find a reason to go past her but just get really close. Not close enough to run her ass with my crotch but she would be the one to back up into me
That happened years ago
Most recently I was working at a different restaurant, 18 year old girl had a crush on me and me being a supervisor, she'd respond with "yes sir" once it was "yes daddy"
She also once rubbed her ass on my dick "accidentally" and told me that she liked when I order her around
She had a fat fucking ass but I never did anything cause me being 24, and all the other co-workers being socially aware, it wouldve just ended horribly

sounds like you are a gay

Bi
One of the gays at the first restaurant cornered me in the locker room and begged to suck my dick. Took a while for him to convince me but he got what he wanted
His boyfriend also worked there
Fucked another girl in the very same locker room, and had another girl ask to suck my dick in that locker room

Looking back I must've been doing something right cause wtf

lol i was just trying to put you down and you really are wtf

Backfired didn't it lol
I'm comfortable with my sexuality. You should try it sometime

one time this really hot 19yo chick sat next to me and i thought about making eye contact but i got up and left instead cuz that shit is bananas

it must be hard for non-native speakers to understand english phrases like that shit is bananas

spanish is generally easy but it has a lot of slang like that as well

i tried russian but cyrillic broke my brain arabic? not even gonna try

Me kissing my girlfriend for the first time as we were just getting along been seeing her for a couple of times.
I kissed her in a dark alley she was scared to contine and wanted to go home so it was fine with me, later that night she told me she wanted to have sex the other day so i told her to come to my place the other day and she said yes.
she wanted me to cum inside her to feel good about herself that she is sexy and shit.
she was older me i was 26 and she was 36 or 35.

wait, what

i mean you are gay

My mother left the room to go to the kitchen(lol), she was stood near the door talking to my gf (insane, weird fetishes, like biting, had genital warts) when she left to make food for my brothers or cuppa or something, my gf shut the door and pulled me up from the couch by my hand to kiss her since the couch was by the door, she literally had genital warts but still, we were kissing and I had some kind of primal urge to bend her over the arm of the couch and give her my seed, so that's exactly what I done, cock swelled to full mast in milliseconds I threw her over armrest and lifted up her dress like some kind of beast.

She was resisting (she was like the letter L over the armrest) but I was stood behind her pressed up against her, holding her down with one hand while my other got my cock out; I was absolutely rock hard at this point and madness had overcame me, like some ravenous beast I used my spare hand to move her nickers to the side and slid my cock into her dry cunt, she began to moan and I started thrusting, I'm not even joking when I say this was the best sex of my life. I was pounding away at her and every time my mother made a noise in the kitchen or my brothers upstsirs bumped something, she tried to jolt up and get away, but each time I'd pin her down with my weight and start licking and biting her while pushing my cock deep inside, her moaning all the while. I was literally raping this girl in a jam packed house and it's the hottest sex I've ever had. I came deep inside one of the last times she tried to get away and push me off her, I could feel her cumming and pussy tightening around my cock. I still remember the feeling of sliding my entire length into her dripping wet cunt, the way I pinned her down and came deep inside. I'll never be able to get that experience again but let me tell you all lads, I made the most of it.

oh no
anyway

is this a christian erotic story

you are gay
lol

Noted

penetration to said woman. Get laid incel and stop obsessing about sex.

>weird fetishes, like biting

Vanillafag detected.

note it down

Drove my hand up a girl's skirt in college. She was into me and I was pretty sure she wasn't gonna slap me and scream so I groped her leg, then her pussy. This was in the dorm main hall.

Was hanging out with a friend group in college and we were all at this girls dorm chillin and drinking. After everyone had left or went to bed I went into her bedroom and took off my pants and put on her blue lace thong. Came back out, and we laughed, then we fucked. This girl is now my wife. Good times.

As a young lad drinking with whoever on the rez I'd always ask girls if they'd wanna fuck worked quite a few times, now that I've got fat I'd just get brushed off as a creep if I tried that

>Incel bullshit detected.

I swear on my children's life you fucking idiot, why would someone type a fucking wall of text on mobile for some shitpost bullshit

thats fuckin hot. did you ever get to suck his cock?