Where's Liam?

Yeah kid, some of us fags remember the twin towers falling, we just tend to post less than the zoomers who found this place after chanology/the trumpening

I saw a post earlier that just said "I got laid last night". No indication if it was Liam tho. Lol

Can't believe people are still on about me threads, was just about to post an update and saw this, so here it goes. Apologies in advance for the reddit spacing.

As I had hoped, my sister (left in picrel) went to sleep earlier, so her friend (darker one, right in picrel, for those who missed the previous threads) was able to join me in my room. I was nervous as fuck, but as some anons had suggested, I wanked off beforehand plus had some vodka, which helped.

So she comes in, we start talking, drinking a bit, me vodka, her vodka and red bull kek. At one point, I go to take a piss and when I return she's sitting right next to where I sit (was so relieved she took the initiative). Like 10 minutes later we end up kissing. Obviously got a raging hard on, so I start feeling up her tits, then ass. She started breathing faster and moaning as we snogged, which almost made me cum. Took her bra off and was able to get my hand under her shirt, she also touched my cock over my trousers, but that's about as far as it went.

All in all, went much better than I had expected. Seeing her next week again, hopefully.

If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them.

Cheers!

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YOU FUCKING WHAT?! YOU GOD DAMNED SPERG. YOU BOTHERED EVERYONE. IN-FIGHTING ABOUT LARP OR NOT AND THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT?! GTFO

Hell yeah! For once, OP is not a homosexual and actually updates us. Glad you had a good time user, happy for you. Seems like it went great, but since she took her bra off, I can't help but think you could have gone further.

Anyway, who cares, you're getting laid eventually.

>If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them.

Did you at all get to touch her pussy? Did your sister notice anything in the morning? Any chance you hit her up later and ask for some nudes?

Did you really have no clue she was into you or were you just doubtful. Everything was clear to us she liked you, with trying to bring you down, to constantly messaging you. Even the fact she was talking about the nudes with you casually and stuff.

Did you expect him to fuck her or something man? He's obviously a sperg plus this was literally the first time he actually talked to this girl one on one, from what I understand. She'd have to be a giga slut to put out immediately.

>Did you at all get to touch her pussy?
Unfortunately no, but she whispered to me at one point "I'm so wet" and I almost went for it.
>Did your sister notice anything in the morning?
I don't think so. Even if she did, she hasn't said anything.
>Any chance you hit her up later and ask for some nudes?
Don't think that's a good idea, don't wanna push her mate.
Honestly had no clear, but later, after you guys pushed me to message her I realized that she might be into me, though I wasn't 100% sure.

Ok, well what did you learn from all this? Something you can take for next time (hoping you won't have a next time and that this works).

>Unfortunately no, but she whispered to me at one point "I'm so wet" and I almost went for it.
Bro... "I'm so wet" is basically her telling you "TOUCH MY PUSSY IMMEDIATELY." You absolutely could have and should have gone for it, you absolute sperg. Don't miss your chance next time, just do it.

You are a stupid newfag, OP is always a faggot, this is a constant on this board. But sometimes he is a cool faggot like freddy mercury or kevin spacey

you couldve at least asked to taste her, or even tell her to rub herself then lick her fingers, but get that you would be cautious after you ended up locking yourself in the washroom...marry that bitch, its a hilarious first 'date'story

We weren't trying to get you into a relationship you sperg. We were trying to get you laid. Know the difference.

If were trying to get you a gf then you're doing more than fine right now (splendidly actually). But you obviously coulda gotta laid last night right then and there moron.