I am a devout follower of the Church of Satan

I am a devout follower of the Church of Satan.
AMA.

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Why do you think anyone would care?

I've heard Satanists like to suck penis

I'm just bored, and I would like to share my responses to people's questions.

Levayan satanism is the gayest shit mankind has to offer.

That cannot be proven accurate.

The word "gay" can mean a lot of things, user.

How's school going, buddy?

I meant bitch/pussy. Like an attention seeking child.

The Satanic Temple is based, church of satan is cringe

I am nineteen, and it's going fine.

How is it cringe, user?

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>thesatanictemplepeniscom
The Satanic Temple
The Satanic Temple encourages benevolence and empathy, rejects tyrannical authority, advocates practical common sense, opposes injustice, and undertakes ...

Uhhh, seems even gayer..

To believe in satan is to believe in god, very cringe

It must be gay to not be a bootlicker to your government

Totally bro

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God is a fictional concept, and god is very cringe.

Satan is very not cringe.

There's a difference.

Isn't Satanism derived from Judaism?

Strange. Nobody gives two shits when Narcissists worship themselves and demand everyone around them also worship them

Where did Satan come from if not God? It's not possible to believe in Satan but not God. Therefore you believe in God. If you don't believe in Satan, you're not actually a Satanist.

nobody cares