>be 20's me >out at bar with friends during christmas break >crowd is mostly our age, but I spy a couple of older milf types >they seem over served and potential easy scores >be nice and offer them a round >they accept, but I could tell one of them wasnt interested in me at all >pissoffcunt.exe >other courgar is quite accepting and lets me buy her a 2nd round >obvious now that this cougar is waaay overserved >last call >bitchy milf tries to get her drunk friend to leave, but sloppy drunk milf tells her to go without her >boner intensifies >last call and sloppy milf is super into me >asks me if I want to continue partying at her house around the corner >tell my friends adios, I'm nailing this sloppy mess >follow sloppy milf to her house >shes swerving all over the place, Im certain shes gonna get pulled over >luckily, she doesn't live that far. no cops. >as soon as we make it through her front door, her tongue is in my mouth >we head upstairs immediately and get naked >bottle of lube next to her bed >she stokes my cock with lube and immediately sits on it raw dog >I pound this old whore with no remorse and blast gigantic gobs of hot sperm up her cunt >no regerts >do it several more times that night >save her number in my phone and text her whenever I want to pump a bare pussy full of cum >I now own a cougar pussy >feels good man
Nice story . I have a similar story. Me 21, her 35, Picked this cougar at a bar we go back to her place. Her house was dark we get naked and I start laying pipe, doggy with a rubber. Pretty soon my dick slips out I put it back in what I think it's her pussy, WRONG. I start smelling shit and I'm a little grossed out but gotta get the job done. After we get done this bitch tells me she has 2 buttholes because of a procedure gone wrong. I didn't want to be rude so I fucked her one more time before I left to wash my dick.
Lincoln Hughes
Such sweet stories
Charles Edwards
Thank you . We are classy gentlemen
Leo Stewart
Not to be an uber geek or anything, but any worries about STDs related to raw dogging a sloppy bar-crawling MILF?
Daniel Cox
Not a chance if you pee right after and wash ur dick with rubbing alcohol
Jack Walker
>be me >married >mother in law makes me horny as fuck >confess that I think she's attractive >she thinks I'm kidding >she refuses to do anything >a year later >wife leaves to pick up kids from school >me chilling on the couch >mother in law walks in and smiles at me >instantly get up and start groping her from behind >we go upstairs >play with her clit, her legs tremble >go to eat her out but her pussy smells like armpits/onions >fuck her from behind on my bed >cum twice in 10 minutes >we fuck at least twice a week for months after >mother in law has panic attack >cuts off all sex >feels bad man
Charles Mitchell
Sometimes I don't wear deodorant so my arm pits smell like pussy . It's great
Connor Campbell
That's the most bro science shit I've ever heard. Don't listen to this guy. I still raw dog random sluts, but I'm not delusional and know an STD is a possibility.
>be me, 16, summer break >first job at a grocery store as a "courtesy clerk" >become fast friends with chubby redhead 40something checker >she's divorced, has a son my age >flirty but im naive so don't think anything of it >end up off work at same time one night, she offers me a lift home since i normally take the bus >we smoke a bowl parked a few blocks from my folks' house and she gives me my first blowjob >feel like a fucking stud >repeat the next week except this time she rides me in her car, even talks dirty and breathes "give me your fucking baby" into my ear as i cum inside her >i'm almost bummed when she explains she is on BC as im now madly in love >summer continues, we fuck a few more times when our work schedules align >feel on top of the world and special >co worker takes me aside and lets me know that she has a history of this, seducing high school kids basically every summer and most workers know but pretend to not notice >feel way less special now >summer job ends, we text a few times but she basically ghosts me
Ethan Lopez
Dam she used you underage dick man juice.
Tyler Lee
>be me >degenerate with incest fetish >meet nice little old lady at church owned cafe that offers hot, home cooked meal for cheap >see a twinkle in her eye as she chats me up while taking my order, rubs her tits against me while she touches my arm after I make a joke >ask her about volunteering >her eyes light up, she goes on spiel about christianity while a look of demonic lust fills her face >I volunteer on thursdays from the 2 PM rush hour to clean up after 5 >work with her washing dishes and bussing tables for 4 hours >we clean up, everyone else leaves >she calls her hubby and reassures him that she's safe >I come up behind her while she's talking to him >she glances behind her, at me, and gestures to come closer with a look that is both sultry and angry >push up against her and wrap my arms around her, she starts grinding on my dick >I lift up her skirt and pull down her pants, start fucking her right there >she hangs up and we fuck like animals for half an hour >I'm too nervous to call her mommy while we fuck >a few weeks later she wants to come by my house, talks about it openly in coded language >I close the windows before she shows up, and when we start taking our clothes off upstairs in my room I call her mommy >mfw she plays along and tells me that she's going to teach me about the birds and the bees >we roleplay the most degenerate incest fetish shit i've always dreamed of, I cum multiple times each session and always get hard quickly afterwards >move away after i transfer to university >we keep in touch, she sends me nudes and we talk dirty mommy-son things >I've tried with other milfs but they're all visibly turned off by it.
Jordan Stewart
Old fag here. >Run a bar attached to a restaurant >Woman comes in with friends >I'm in a good relationship >But as most 27 year olds, the relationship is if she is there. >Start talking to MILF table. >Find out all are married but horny as shit. >One has big tits, want to see them. >Work the table >Bar becomes hang out for the group >Tag one when she comes in solo >a couple weeks later, big tit milf comes in with her friend >Offers me head in the van. But her van is well known and she doesn't know where hubby is. >Friend drives us around while she gives me head in the back seat. >Cum looking in the eyes of the driver friend as she keeps looking back. Big tits takes the load and swallows. Drops me off. >We chat online, find out she is 47 and I can't bring her back to my place, gf would find out. >Hotel >She comes to hotel, finally see those big tits in person >Fuck her around 3 in full daytime light with the windows open. She doesn't care at all. >Cum inside her. >She showers off. >I sit on edge of bed, waiting for her to get her shower over. >Never see her again.
>Looked her up recently, 20 years is cool when you are a kid. 20 years when you're older makes it really shitty.
Aiden Moore
This was all pre-covid, but i had been getting semi-regular blowjobs from my grandma's neighbor/friend at her retirement community. Easily the best head of my life, not even close, and it had been and still is agonizing to not be able to tell any of my friends. I know they'd think it was way too fucking weird and they could be right. The woman is a widow and in her late 70s, im awful with numbers and i know she's told me her age at some point but i forget. It's obviously all secret and it was very sudden, she was very matter of fact about it and just really enjoys doing it - she says she loves the taboo and sleaze of it and could tell i could keep a secret.
I know it sounds weird. I doubt anyone remembers this movie, one of those edgy teen comedies from 2000s, but it felt a lot like this scene the first time it happened (minus the husband of course): >youtu.be/kQ5VGmlahg8?t=63
Joshua Martinez
I would love to get head from an old lady with no teeth
Ian Parker
No rubber bro?
Hunter Miller
Practically that's one of the reasons I want to start going to church again so I can fuck dirty little Christian sluts..
