I lost a patient, today. :(

I lost a patient, today. :(

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That's so sad. Can we get some F's in the chat? fr fr no cap.

been there many times. it never really gets easier.

Stay calm, deep breathe. Don't lose patience again.

Did she break out in dance and explain how nurses are smarter than doctors

Don't panic. I'm sure you'll find him, or her.

Good. Now bend over and fart.

>nurse
>her patient
god these fucking nurse cunts really are the worst
you're not the doctor. it isnt "your" patient, it's the doctors patient
you're nothing more than a set of hands that gives tools to the doctor to do the actual work while you go for your 33rd smoke break by 9am shut the fuck up

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did you check the sofa cushions?

Have you looked where you last saw him?

>Find empty area of hospital
>Setup camera for recording
>Perform my scene
>Trim off the start and end, where I start and stop the video
>Upload to app
>Ignore other patients while I watch my likes

Based
These thickheaded fuckin morons think BSN > MD/DO. You should see them condescend to residents, like checking BP and intubating are the crowning achievements of medicine.

Actually the nurses are more in touch with the patients than the doctors. The doctor makes the calls but it's the nurse checking on you several times per day. And usually nurses have much more human feelings in them than doctors. Surgeons especially feel like they're working on machines rather than people.

Oh yeah I heard about this. The patient died of eternal bleeding.

She'll still get a paycheck though.

Tits or gtfo

>checking BP and intubating
the weird ones go to a specialist because putting a patient through those crappy test to itch your curiosity is fucked up, how much more could their be at a general practice?

>their
did you mean there?

Yeah, and I talk to the reception lady more often than talking to my boss. So do our customers.. Doesn't make her more important than either of us.

and the camera was conveniently right there

What is this post even saying

tell me, when you call the doctors office to make an appointment do you ask to make an appointment with the nurse or the doctor? am I the doctors patient or the random fat chain smoking nurses patient?
cause last I checked the doctor is the one with a degree, house, and nice car and the nurse did a course at community college, is a single mom of a half black goblin, is fat, chain smokes, and drives a 2003 dodge neon with one working headlight

I like how you guys pretend like you care about people anymore than she does

My favorite was during covid times when every low tier nurse would have some “healthcare hero” sign on their porch, but 0% of doctors did that, because they don’t need a participation trophy

regional specific aliments are a thing because the whole town is exposed to the same bad crap, anything unuasual or different requires odd tests that the lab would fuck up or cause pain so as a general it is a better idea to recommend a specialist.
tldr: Driving the same road everyday can be done by the untrained, You train for when the road is flooded, but a boat is better suited.

exactly. they were always cunty but they were emboldened cause of covid
I never worked from home, and where I work supports 10,000 families in numerous apartment complexes and I had to keep the company's systems operational for work orders and every thing else
should I have made tiktok dances? or put some stupid fucking sticker on my car?
just do your fucking job, no one gives a fuck you're a nurse. no one gives a fuck.

>half black goblin
Lower m-cat standards if you can prove it.