He is unironically the King of Any Forums. He is saving this board from coomer faggotry.
>any posts ITT that don't agree are seething coomer retards
He is unironically the King of Any Forums. He is saving this board from coomer faggotry
Justin Edwards
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Nicholas Fisher
>his appetizing anal attacks?
>his beefy bean burrito bunker bombers?
>his coveted creamy craps?
>his decidedly dreamy dookies?
>his exceptionally earthy excrement?
>his famously freaky feces?
>his greasy green goober globbers?
>his hellaciously hot horse-apples?
>his incredibly intense ickies?
>his jiggly jumbo jaw-juggernauts?
>his keenly krusty kremes?
>his lustfully lumpy logs?
>his mighty muddy meatloafs?
>his nearly nightly number-twos?
>his overtly opulent odors?
>his pleasingly pungent potty pot-pies?
>his quite quixotic quinces?
>his reliably resplendent rectal rockets?
>his supremely steamy stinkers?
>his tantalizing tasty throat-teasers?
>his unbelievably untamed undulations?
>his verifiably vexing vapors?
>his wild wacky whoopsies?
>his (e)xtremely xerothermic (e)xcretions?
>his yeasty yellow yum yums?
>his zany zealous zeppelins?
Thomas Hernandez
imagine being so mentally ill, you crown yourself the king of an anime board full of faggots
i guess that makes you king faggot then, logfaggot.
seethe!
Hunter Wood
>everyone is clown man!
Yikes! Meds soon!
Logan Torres
Jaxon Wright
He is saving Any Forums and saves lives, I was on the brink of suicide before I found my guardian angle now I have something to live for
Nathan Sanders
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Luis Long
What the fuck did you just fuckin' spew at me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cincinatti School for Creative and Performing Arts, and I've been involved in numerous scat videos on Pornhub, and I have over 666 confirmed clogs. I am trained in Glam Metal and I'm the top logger in the entire BVB Army. You are nothing to me but just another slidder. I will clog you the fuck up with logs the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, suck my fucking hole. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the moshpit? Think again, slidder. As we speak I am clogging my secret network of fangirls across Ohio and your ticket is being voided right now so you better prepare for the shit, asshole. The shit that chokes out the pathetic little thing you call your throat. You're fuckin' clogged, kid. I can log anywhere, anytime, and I can clog you in over Sixx hundred ways, and that's just with my fiber diet. Not only am I incredibly sexy on the cover of every album, but I have stocks to the entire laxative supply of the Johnson & Johnson Corporations and I will use them to their full extent to smear your miserable lips with the cream of my asshole, you little logposter. If only you could have known what steamy diarrhea your little "shitty" comment was about to unleash into your mouth, maybe you would have relaxed your fucking throat. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're slidding the log, you goddamn teen. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuckin' clogged, sliddo.
Chase Allen
PUT THIS FAT FUCK IN THE DIRT
David Miller
He'll be putting that FAT COCK in your ASS instead. Now pucker up E!
Levi Sanders
PUT THIS QUAD CHINNED FAT BASTARD VIRGIN UNDERGROUND
Samuel Hughes
Michael Morales
Andy's stinkies in my throte!
I love to eat them on my boat!
Just to find them, need no map!
All I follow is his brap!
I swear the scent it's far from mellow!
I ask myself, "how peculiar, fellow?"
I never thought of eating shit
But his dookie I won't quit!
Mr Sixx he's my main squeeze
I love to huff his big brown breeze
Oh his bowels they treat me well
Fill me up when waves do swell
4 long weeks lost at sea
I could not live on just his pee
So to you Andy, accept my thanks
I sure do crave Hot Topic stanks
Colton Brooks
My name is, unironically, John, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are unironically fat, retarded, no-lifes who unironically
spend every second of their
day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are unironically everything
bad in the
world. Honestly, have any of you ever unironically gotten any pussy? I
mean, I guess it's unironically fun making fun of people because of
your own
insecurities, but you unironically all take to a whole new level.
This is unironically
even worse than unironically jerking off to pictures on facebook,
unironically.
Don't be a stranger. Just unironically hit me with your best shot.
I'm unironically pretty much perfect. I was unironically captain of
the football team, and
unironically, starter on my basketball team. What sports do you
play, other than unironically
"jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also unironically get
straight A's,
and unironically have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me,
unironically; Shit was SO
cash). You are unironically all faggots who should just kill
yourselves. Thanks for unironically
listening.
Unironically, Pic Related: Unironically It's me and my bitch,
unironically.
Gabriel Johnson
You're a fucking asshole
Want proof? Here ya go.
youtu.be
Jason Hughes
My friend was at the Taco Bell
Thought he knew you from the smell
He was brave enough to lift the lid
And believe in shit, yes he did
What he saw he did devour
It's fourth meal, at any hour
And when that wretched smell arose
He said, "Slids down my throat, not my nose"
Owen Ward
Chase Campbell
Christopher Wilson
This board is beyond terrible and it seems to get worse everytime I come back, though maybe that's the point
Matthew Jenkins
they're brown brother
Jack Morris
Rumor has it you blow dogs...
Aaron Martin
samefagging piece of shit
Eli Scott
>He is saving this board from coomer faggotry
This. Making random, random again.
I kneel for the king of Any Forums
Angel Watson
King of Samefagging
Jonathan Watson
And you are the king of cope.
Medicate yourself and get off the computer Timmy.
Austin Wright
Sounds like somebody needs an enema.