ITT: We pretend its the 1950s

>rape wife
>pass out
>wake up
>yell at wife till she makes me a steak
>drink a gallon of coffee cut with bourbon and smoke two packs of cigarettes
>drive my 22ft long Cadillac that gets 6 miles to the gallon to work
>drink scotch at my desk, alternating between cigars and filter less cigarettes, taking a break occasionally to slap my secretary on the ass and make her do all my actual work
>leave work 3 hours early to go to the social club filled with high backed leather chairs to play poker with coworkers and maybe have another steak
>drive home absolutely plastered drunk, running over the neighbor kids dog and my own mailbox
>yell at wife to make another steak, then make her throw it out because she overcooked it(she didn’t, but she needs to know who’s boss)
>make the wife fix the mailbox and scoop up and dispose of the dog I ran over as punishment for her being a woman
>send the kids to their room and bolt and lock the door
>time for a fresh bottle of scotch
>rape wife
>die from a combination of cancer and a heart attack by 42, completely content that the world was yours for the taking
Utopia.

Crimeny the Gilchrist kid keeps throwing the Gazette under the hedge, Going to have to talk to his father at Lion's Club tomorrow night,

Aw geez. Those Korean zipperheads are still up to no good. We're going to end up back over there, just you mark my words.

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Not even close. But take away the job and the secretary and replace hard alcohol with 40s, replace the steaks with fast food and make the wife yo baby mama and that's the life of basic 2022 nigger

Donna JEAN! Get your ass down here this instant! You know who that was on the phone? That was Principal DeGastine. Oh, now you know what this is about don't you?

HUSH! I don't want to hear your excuses, young lady. When an authority tells you to hurry to your classroom, you had better shake that little pink ass of yours.

I've gave him permission to paddle your bare bottom after school in his office tomorrow. Oh yes. HUSH! It's too late for that now. Tears aren't going to change my mind. Now get up to your room and get your dress off.

I'm going to send you to Principal DeGastine with my handprints all over your bottom so he knows that I'm a responsible father.

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So, change everything basically and it’s a nigger

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I think this is from the 70s

Don't be pedantic, Captain Achronism.

*Anachronism

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>goes outside
>screams NIGGER
>go back inside
that felt good

oi dear ol' chap, why ain't ya posting your automobile? Have sexual intercourses, you virgin

Wasn't even alive in the 50s

I am so shocked nobody said something like: “Honey, have you looked down the street? There’s a negro family moving in. First the Spics and now the niggers. What is this world coming to?”

Woman, don't tell me to calm down. You want a taste of my palm on your bottom too? I didn't think so.

Get out of that girdle and go wait for me in my den. I'll put that sassy mouth of yours to work when I get done blistering the ass of our sass mouth insolent daughter, We both know where she gets it from, don't we?

>ITT: We pretend its the 1950s
Leave user alone, Mr Bigwords. Fair observation, the pic is from the 70's

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Nigger... I'm working from thumbnails here. Cut me a break. I'm going to do a metadata copyright search before I post titties.

Pretend she was a loli in the 50s.

i hope someone invents the polio vaccine soon so all the retards can refuse to take it

reminds me of the time I pulled the shower curtain open on my little sister.

Shaddup kid, time for bed now, right? Quit fucking up the thread for the rest of us, Mr Vocabulary.

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Lotta pictures from the 70s and 80s in this 1950s thread

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Not taken in the 50's ya dumb fucks. How about this, instead?

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Now, little missy, those tears aren't going to slow me down one bit.

Over my lap. HURRY! That's better. Now. Show me how you're going to shake that pink ass when a teacher tells you to get to class. Mmmm. That's better. That's the spirit.

Okay. You know what to do. Count them out while Daddy gives you what you've got coming.

Yeah, no shit, Captain Obvious. Why don't you post some authentic 50's shit instead of whatever the fuck, incel shit you just posted. Here, grab my hand, let me show you the way.

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Posting a picture from 1968. Well played, Copernicus. Well played.

Also, buy a dictionary.