>Enemies can open doors
Enemies can open doors
SomeBODY
>enemies can grow to absurd sizes but their eyes don't scale
>enemies can blow things up
Tadaima
are you not tired of making these threads every day?
it's honestly probably as bad as all the coomer shit here
Who did it?
>large enemy is immune to cc
>PoV: you pissed off the karen with a kid
Jesus
Based people
Terry drove into it with his ghost car.
>enemies are no match for Allah
>permanent blood stain on top stone missing
Huh
Enemies can go faste
>you can rest to regen health while enemies are near
>teammates taunt you with their superior stats
This is why you have the door open outwards
Explain
If you know about in real life physics and behaviour this must be one of the fakest click baity tik tok of all time.
>man slams the door with furious energy and hit
>looks like a shotgun blast
>paw 70% calmer touches the door
>reluctantly comes inside
>Missing the part where the bear fucking obliterated the door frame
Opening outwards wouldn't solve shit, dingus.
H-he’s fast
It's hard to plan ahead for a random biopunk battering ram.
yes it would, i also assume the door isn't made of cardboard
Almost like 10 years ago a blood splatter was found on the top stone. Nobody knows what the hell happened, probably a goat got it's throat slit or some shit, or someone threw a bag of blood at the top.
Actually, it looks like maybe that section was blown up. It was a lot less washed out than in this video
youtu.be
I played Dark Souls on switch for the first time recently. Blew my fucking mind when I saw an enemy not only open a door normally, but close it politely as well.
why is he smiling?
You're retarded. It's a set up but real
>enemies can damage each other
He's happy to meat you.
>shadman
holy shit. Was that a border collie?
>doors can open enemies
>enemies ban you
>enemies are immune to attacks
what the fuck is gentleminions trend
bunch of kids dressing up for the new minions movie
Makes you wonder how their pain response is
>Enemies can solve puzzles and complete quests on their own
Doesn't STALKER do this?
An embodiment of this.
>game has a stealth section
social media was a mistake
>enemies dont attack your companion
yjk
Looks like it.
>enemy makes the news
Months ago my gf told me should could beat up a wolf because its just a big dog
youtube.com
Notice the sheer volume at which the wolf bites with. Dude could probably tear most people's arms off
yes but the wolf is now my son and he will only tear the arms off people i dont like
What's wrong with this? Are they being obnoxious or just dressing like dorks?
sure it damaged the frame, but the hinges allowed him to
TADAIMA
>Game has minigames
Satanists did this because they hate God's will.
>KLUK
My arm is now aching
*beat off
Ironic
What domestication does to a motherfucker.
based
She probably said off, not up.
>Locks door
>game's minigames can be completed by different classes
Which inscriptions were 'sploded?
Is this why I have teeth growing inside my jaw out of lack of space? Agriculture and the industrial revolution was a mistake.
the hunter gatherer chad even has aviators on
You know which
The Swahili/Hindi one
Which makes... no sense. Wouldn't you blow up the english or russian one?
>enemies have annoyingly long combos that you can't break out of
The Chads of today are mere shadows of the true Chads of old
Yes, it's purely environmental. It's why British and Japanese people are famous for their shit teeth - because their diet is extremely processed.
These genes are still in you. If you feed your kids a very chewy diet their skulls won't be undeveloped. Also don't let them mouthbreathe.
My schizo senses indicate that this means that Africans and Indians are first to get genocided
That cunt who runs away
he's just like me.
I am now exceedingly angry. Thanks, cunt.
Some people should have pets
>guy immediately nopes out of there after seeing the floating dog
lol
>low level enemies get aggroed by you
What the fuck, kikes are based now?
Is the dog OK?
Based
I've seen people with left-looking skull trying to pass as women. A real waste of Grug genetics if you ask me.
>boss has multiple stages
>he joins your party when you beat him
how can i achieve such a skeleton/skull structure?
I like the one were one kid traps the other between elevator fences and the elevator destroys his whole body
>enemies will sacrifice their lives to kill you
>Enemies have abusable weakpoints.
Slimy, yet satisfying
>enemy wants to starve you
Same vibes
Jesus christ how horrifying
Always carry a knife
Seems to be. It's not a neck leash so he's not choking and it seems to have stopped on the next floor, not putting too much pressure on his body because the leash is long enough. It doesn't take much to kill these malformed freaks though so the door might've done it.
You need to get reborn and not get cucked by stomatologist propaganda, as explained here . If you're an adult the best you can do is increase your jaw muscles which will make you look like a comical Chad, but it won't do much to your bones.
>GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
Unironically yes. Toothcare wasn't a problem for older generations because less processed food meant they chewed more to develop their jaws and no processed sugars meant no rotting either.
aint no way insects aren't aliens
>go to Sweden to visit gf's family
>bring knife in luggage because I always carry one on me
>she yells at me when she sees it clipped in my pocket and makes me go back inside and hide it
It has a 3 inch blade, apparently thats illegal to carry in Sweden
>enemies are aliens
Good Night Vienna, holy shit
>enemy tricks you into thinking it's applying buffs
>>she yells at me when she sees it clipped in my pocket and makes me go back inside and hide it
Should have told her to fuck off and just stuck it in your pocket.
>Sweden
You're gonna need it.
OOOOF I remember that one. What a way to go.
im pretty sure spiders are confirmed to originate from space
Convert to sikhism
yeah instead we had trans fat in everything and doctors prescribing morphine
Dont worry we survived and made it back to the safety of New Jersey
Older generations as in fucking classical era you goddamn moron.
>muh trans fat
Objectively fucking better for you than seed oils.
lol lmao
wolves greet by licking teeth
refusing a greeting is a sign of hostility
good way to get your face eaten
>enemy can mimic scenery
>enemies can grind too
>enemies are all actually just actors in costumes and everything is a Truman Show
Christ, the sheer effort to reach this part of its life cycle
Eh
Crabs get tired fast as fuck because their blood oxygen transportation is copper-based and not iron-based. Fucking weaklings.
Im sure he knows what hes doing
>nobody else but us appreciates this reference
i was watching a zany 'documentary' of sorts about bugs and they spoke about praying mantis' eyes. something about the dots not being pupils, but that their eyes are processing images from thousands of individual receptors on their compound eye all independently, and they turn their head to get prey located by their thousands of eye receptors into areas of their eye that can fucking zoom in on their prey. those niggas are aliens.
>Enemies are larger than you
did he just fingerbang that mutt?
Is that hit rapper and artist Dababy?
>enemy can exploit bugs to kill you
What do these cunts eat?
I did jury service for a trial that was over something like this once. They were charging the guy with full blown rape. It wasn't even close to what that guy just did.
Kangaroos are fucking scary
Makes their jaws unclamp in shock
Did he cought two?
I thought satanists were all about personal freedom and responsibility.
>enemies try to get your attention
Someone should have either slashed the niggermutt gut open or shot it
Grass mostly. Kangaroo is pretty tasty since it's so lean.
>look it up
>see how spiders just know how to weave webs in the absense of gravity
>like how a fish just knows how to swim
man FUCK
>banning people for wearing formal attire instead of the usual trash clothes they wear
Only in America.
Damn near the same girl
Neat
If you want the jaws to unlock you need to follow the teachings of
>OIM GONNA JEM MOI THUMB IN ITS BUTTOLE
They are like rats who spec'd into STR instead of INT or DEX
youtube.com
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I remember seeing videos of this guy on youtube, I've forgotten his name though. Wonder what happened to him.
>enemies can kiss you
Kek
Its also hilarious how you can clamp a croc's/aligator's mouth shut just with your hands.
They can close really hard, but they are super weak at opening
>Game has unlimited ammo
> enemy doesn't know what its getting into
Imagine the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
poop hahahha
they eat poopie XD lol
fart, fart ,butt, poop out of a butt! haha
kangaroos eat POOP,,,, from a BUT!!
Hollow Knight
>females can wear male armor/clothing
>wear suit
>money stolen
>game is simple but fun
THE SEX THOUGH
the way he crumples and the duration he stays down is literally me when playing a shit game that i can't refund
>enemies can destroy the environment
>Simba ate the bugs
that and his general laid back lifestyle was probably the reason why Scar still whooped his ass desu.
the designer behind these is definitely trolling, right?
They said right there, "due to recent disturbances"
kek
lmao is there any context for this
>"really, nigga?"
Holy shit
Uv seen people get gored and skewerd by smaller horns
I thought normalfags all watched Game of Thrones.
"high fashion" is just like modern art.
Bullshit to leech money out of people with more dollars than brain and to launder money.
american doors are also made of cardboard?
It's cold outside.
so long gay bowser
He's a farmer who lets out his birds once a day. They're used to the routine but they hate the snow.
Bah God
>rescue friend
>friend abandons you
Those are direwolves sweaty
>game has friendly fire
based
It's modern art, not a product showcase.
is the house actually in america or are you just a schizo?
lel
fucking kek
>enemies are non-hostile
>right wing morons think its okay to commit domestic terrorism because their beliefs were hurt
Weird but always forget that it’s also right wingers who still believe Q kek
Kangaroos are so fucking dumb. Their walk cycle is straight out of Spore.
t. NWO faggot
>conveniently ignores the existence of antifags who do the same thing when someone denies the russian hackers narrative
i thought only rabbits and koala bears eat poop
Border Collies are crazy mfuckrrs
are you seething over a stone block getting destroyed?
what a cheeky monkey
Was it autism?
>NOOO YOU MUST KEEP THOSE STATUES OF THE LEADERS OF THE FAILED CONFEDERACY STOP TAKING DOWN MONUMENTS BECAUSE OF YOUR EMOTIONS
>NOOO THOSE STONES WERE MADE BY SATAN! TEAR THEM DOWN PLEASE THINK OF JESUS
wtf is this real?
Everyone thinks its okay to commit domestic terrorism because their beliefs were hurt, until someone with different beliefs does it. We're all morons.
Wasn't the Georgia Keystone some new world order bullshit?
>Burn businesses and homes and kill people
>Haha
>Stone gets broken
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT'S DAH NAZIS IASHNDGOAUIS8D0U9HRJI
>the bird going "what am I doing with my life" at the end
He's officially going through an existential crisis.
For all you know, bunker nigger, this could have been done by literal redneck that thought the rocks looked funny to blow up.
And as other anons say, I'm sure you are happy to call antifa terrorism "resistance" or "direct action"
Kys
Quick Question: Why are so many right wingers shooting up public forums every other day? I thought you guys said leftists were the mentally ill ones
>it's a Any Forums can't shut up about politics episode
>ghost baby
the fuck?
yes, snopes confirmed it
here's the hollywood cut
>July 4th shooter was a Any Forumstard
>Last shooter was also a Any Forumstard who made an incel manifesto which exactly zero people read
>allies grind when not in active party
>t. ukrainian tranny
>left
>right
how about all you easily mislead chimp brained npc retards just kys already?
>npcs react to player
the more i see and read about those big lizards the more i come to the conclusion that they're just meme stealth builds, if you can spot them coming they dont seem like much of a threat, even the bigger ones, but if you're not careful you might as well kiss your foot goodbye
>Be Any Forumstard
>Talk about shooting up black people to send a message
>Any Forumstards hype it up
>Immediately call you an antifa/fed falseflag right after
Why are you retards like this
>Report unusual behavior...
>enemies can be disgusted by shameless Any Forumsfaggotry
>source
>trust me bro
Do they have moss growing on their backs or is it just weird lighting
Saved for the next MOGGED thread on Any Forums
>Luo Dong
Enjoy!
It's always just leftists demonstrating hypocrisy and stupidity and evil so why bother with the your posturing
But how else am I supposed to know the time in 5000 A.D?
>you can befriend enemy
I’d call you out for being braindead but I don’t want to incite you into shooting up a walmart like all your other Any Forumstard friends do every week
why would he do it?
I think its just the top layers of algae in the background which sticks to the back when they surface. Hit it with a hose and it will wash off
If you look at the water tank on the right you can see that it's just algae.
Remind me again of what that mass shooter chart looks like? But you've already outed yourself so why bother
>statues of great leaders bad
>plaques calling for the systemic murder of 8 billion people good
>implying it's just confederate statues that get taken down
>he gets Any Forums and steals your gf
>Enemies can work together
>Eight year veteran VS free weekend players
Why'd the cows gather around them before they were even done? How did they know?
>great leaders
>Lost their only war which they started because of wanting to own slaves
Why do right wingers always lose kek
>yes
Is this bait? Are you niggas retarded?
This is why you don't make doors that lead to the outside out of cardboard.
...Videogames? Videogames? I don't see games here, iToddlers!
>random events can happen anywhere
t. stomatologist afraid of going out of business
Something new
Really just curiosity. You walk into a cow pasture and start doing anything and sooner or later you'll have an audience that never stops chewing
>combat disabled in sanctuary zones
Leftists, as usual.
Just like how an ANTIFA loving leftist shot up people during the 4th of July
Nah, beavers also do it since they eat fucking wood.
(You)
>that one autistic guy about beetles and puts them secretly in every bayonetta game.webm
he clearly cant get in, kind of an overreaction
Huskies are shit heads and dogs that act like this need beat
they are just complete retards. the fucker felt something soft, warm and moving in it's mouth, so his kill response kicked in.
Retard.
what the fuck was his problem
>game has hazards
>goes to trump rallies for years
>leftist
kek sure
It's acting like that either because it was abused or it came from a very poor rescue. Notice how it immediately goes for as much food as it can get and it tries to deny other animals the food because it's in a "Fight or flight" sort of situation in its mind.
>"Praying to Allah allows you to dodge red ghosts who don't know how to swipe down."
>"Don't you worry, a word in the sky will laser it to death."
>"Good luck surviving this Dimension Tiger though."
delusional
Don't act like your not just trying to bait out some monkey beating videos lol
you really are what you eat, eh America?
>NO ANTIFA NEVER GOES TO TRUMP RALLIES IT CANT BE
delusional. he even looks like a leftist.
Yes
My husky was rather non-confrontive and it took a lot for him even to get to the point of telling other dogs to fuck off.
>YOU!
>No YOU!
Thread has worn out it's welcome
Cows are very curious animals.
Many farm animals are.
By neighbors once used goats to clean their back yard and kept them there for several days. Whenever we'd let our dogs out they'd go lay down by the fence, and on the other side the goats would do the same. Just laying there looking at each other.
Your teeth grow in your jaw because either A) you're an inbred mutant or B) because you're a literal baby and that's where our teeth have formed for millions of years. Species don't change their damn bone growth process from the ground up over the course of a couple thousand years lmao.
Also where the fuck else do you think they're going to grow? On top of your gums like squash plants?
Polar bears are the most vicious, you have no idea when he could just bust open that opening and force its way in.
meds. now.
politics niggers ruin another thread
He went to rallies draped in a trump flag and his dad ran for mayor as a trump loyal republican. Go shit up the waters on Any Forums you fucking fag
damn that's fucked up but i feel more for the dog that had to be his neighbour. dude can't even complain about the big bitch. look on his face after his bowl was yoinked said "well, guess i aint eating tonight"
oops meant for
Tap water was a mistake
What happened to the guy?
Part of me will always want a crow or Raven as a pet. They're so rad.
No, it's a degenerative nervous system disorder that will slowly kill that dog.
take your meds
Leftists ruined another thread, much like they ruin everything.
>comfy thread gets ruined by two retards fighting
many such cases
First time I've seen a dog be petty by purposely splashing the water so no one else gets it.
he went to go counter protest and hated his dad, you are delusional leftypol autist. he looks like one of you, dumb and a mutt. kek
Hey, lefties like you started it. You have no right to complain now that you're on the receiving end.
Ahh that explains why you're a talking turd
what animal is this?
This would throw even the sanest schizo over the edge.
oops meant for
Licking your face is how dogs show dominance, not sure if it applies to wolves.
Yeah he's at a counter protest draped in a flag wearing a MAGA hat because...because...irony duh
user, they will shit on everything you love and destroy the rest.
Pretty much like women, just cleaner and more fun to hang out with.
It looks like a Coati, they're Mexican or something
Nara?
>game has counters
Sable
That seemed pretty irresponsible on the part of the keeper
yeah leftists have never blended in with conservatives to incite riots because... because.. because I say so duh
Conservatives have beef with the stone, not leftists. They think it's a Satanic monument meant to promote euthanasia and the New World Order.
>Doing a raw level 3
Fuckin scrub
kek, at least this turd still has his foreskin 8^)
>Also where the fuck else do you think they're going to grow?
Original guy here, I was referring to wisdom teeth dum dum. That should have been obvious from the context since hunter-gatherers had larger jaws to accommodate the extra teeth while we have smaller ones.
fuck, I hate mocking birds
There is one that lives in the bush outside my house, and when I go out for a smoke he sits on my front porch and yells at me the whole time.
Yea, that's pretty much what I'm talking about. Plus birds can fly, and it's not fair to them to be stuck in one place. Kinda selfish.
They're still awesome though.
quit mocking me!
kek you're either the biggest faggot i've seen on this board or a decent troll
They were probably just curious
>heh I would just start petting the bear because real life is like a disney movie
puppy
>Ememies can slam the FUCKING DOOR
yeah that makes perfect sense just like how leftist riots of 2020 were called mostly peaceful protests summer of love bullshit. kill yourself
Bogans
cute
meant for
Haha dumbfuck
Probably the same, you wouldn't want to challenge a wolf for dominance.
My bathroom door is sturdier than that plywood piece of shit.
Sir. That is a polar bear. They are huge and actively hunt and eat humans. The OP of this thread shows a much smaller and weaker bear breaking into a house.
>enter /an/ thread
>it's half turned into a Any Forums thread
fuck you
>Mother 3
>Just live innawoods bro
Fuck I love animals. I'd love to meet an Elephant or a Monkey and just observe and touch them, get to know them for a bit. I love near an interactive zoo wildlife habitat and got to meet cappybaras and it was the greatest thing I ever got to do.
No wonder they were able to take on mammoths and rinos with nothing but stone spears.
its fake
why are leftoids such bootlickers for the elite?
>Boss is hinted at through the level
I used to work in the swamps alot and the ones in the wild are way more skiddish than the ones who see people more often.
You can just walk at the 6 to 9 footers and then freak out and run off.
.......don't go swimming at night though.
Craws are based
We didn't change our bone growth process, we simply express our genes differently under different circumstances. Changes in human skull shape across the agricultural transition are consistent with softer diets in preindustrial farming groups. There is research done which confirms this thesis. Stop being a fucking retard.
H-hot
I hope the shitbull got put down.
A FUCKING LEAF
what animal is this?
kek
I dunno, this is getting a generation really used to understanding the strength of numbers
Wombat
Half the left-wing movement revolves around "eating the rich" what are you talking about
Fuck man, once that Kangaroo reaches this level of ripped that play fighting is not gonna be fun anymore.
>enemy has special attacks
Hasan.
>takes a while after the initial shock for the pain to really set in
issa wombo
Weasels.
I owned two ferrets for ~7 years when I was a kid. Crazy hyper, inquisitive, running everywhere and inspecting everything...
...for about 4 hours. Then it was sleep-time for 20 hours.
>tfw i have the left's skull shape down to the droopy eyes and wide jaw
I'm still fat tho
Ooga booga
Remember folks. If you come across someone getting attacked by a dog find something to choke it out.
Put your foot on its neck and twist the collar.
If you do it correctly it works 100% of the time.
Crocodiles, alligators, Komodo dragon and reptiles like lizards and completely demons living among us.
They should be culled from existence.
>rocks broken
lmao who cares, remember? Just rebuild it!
>FNF.webm
Dang this little shit hates the world lol
They're just featherless buff birds what are you scared of?
How much womb would a wombat bat if a wombat could bat womb?
>Stage has environmental hazards
>allies can betray you
>Sony
The fuck? Context?
What is the purpose behind these ridiculous fashion shows?
Most people have never interacted with a pure bred sled huskey. They're barely even domesticated, and can be just as wild and aggressive as a service Malinois.
money laundering
blm riots
he did it for free
Should have just 404
>sent to Any Forums
Where good threads go to die