I am a real time traveler from the year 2712. The following is real events as they happen

I am a real time traveler from the year 2712. The following is real events as they happen.
>December 4th 2023, Queen dies. rip.
>September 30th 2024, supreme court overturns Obergefell v. Hodges, allowing gay marriage to be illegal in some states.
January 15th 2024, Joe Biden dies in office from a heart attack. Kamala Harris becomes president.
>January 18th 2024, Kamala Harris is shot and killed.
>May 1st 2050, Nuka World amusement park opens.
>June 11th 2052, the energy crisis begins.
>July 26 2052, UN dissolves.
>December 5th 2066, Chinese forces invade Alaska
>October 22 2077, USA invades Beijing
>October 23 2077, USA is hit by Nuclear Bombs
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Do I live?

You die instantly on October 23rd 2077 from the bombs :(

Why Alaska?

Will I be virgin forever?

I welcome it, I mean I'll be fucking 90

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>You die instantly on October 23rd 2077 from the bombs :(
That's my birthday. Do I die too on my birthday?! What a mind fuck

is hoeflation ever solved?

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how the fuck am I supposed to know that

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yes

You could have brought back better memes OP

Which European country will be the most powerful by 2060?

Do aliens visit us?

Well how do you know other user will die from bombs then

I call fake. And homosexual. Op cant travel time for shit

I'm not sure what you mean by "most powerful", but I would say the UK.

Roughly describe the time machine

Does Biff own a casino ?

Is Any Forums still alive?

nope. We got another signal similar to the WOW signal from the same place as before, though.

This right here. I'm a physicist, so I'll catch your bullshit.

yes

>nuka world
yeah, sure

It's a big metallic dome with a door, and a large sign in red letters over it that says "TIME MACHINE". It's also got a satellite dish and some coiled antennae. There's a big Jacobs ladder that activates then the machine is on. Inside, there is a control panel to input the exact time you would like to visit. There is also a clock that spins wildly at all times.