YLYL - not for pol fags
YLYL - not for pol fags
Juan Collins
William Martinez
Noah Evans
Alexander Cox
Justin Jenkins
Nathan Cooper
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jace Richardson
Sebastian Ward
Ayden Morris
Hunter Barnes
Cameron Powell
Ryan Richardson
Grayson Lee
Christopher Reyes
This is legit funny for the brained.
This pasta fucking mystifies me. There is no humor or interest in it that I can comprehend.
You may have to zoom this one into blurry oblivion, and you may still win afterwards.
Anthony Jenkins
Jonathan Allen
Posts a political ideological meme on Any Forums and requests a NON political thread
You still sound really triple vaccinated.
Colton Martinez
Ryder Hill
Fortnite anyone???
William Hughes
Jackson Powell
Aaron Hall
Points in this story that I particularly like:
>be me
A throwback to circa 2010 Any Forums where people said this as a joke, but now is used post-ironically. It's completely a superfluous and tired introduction, a great method to get the reader to dislike the author.
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
These parts have nothing to do with the story even tangentially, but the author for some reason feels the need to throw it in there. A good additonal to the story to make it more difficult to follow. It also establishes that the author lacks social awareness and has trouble letting his social failures go. He is insecure likely takes pleasure in the abrubt ending of his sister's short teenage romantic fling.
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
It is unclear whether the author's father is merely joking with the author about disdain for the new boyfriend who they have never met and know virtually nothing about. It is apparent that the author is not joking, and is anticipating in taking pleasure in potentially tormenting someone who he has no reason to dislike thus far. This adds to the author's apparent unlikability and his truely pathetic nature.
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
The author makes a shallow and negative observation about the boyfriend's appearance and demeaner, alluding to the author's own insecurity and lack of empathy, especially given that the author has his own lack of success with women which should make him more understanding of the boyfriend's apparent nervousness.
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
Again, it is not clear, but probable, that the father is joking but it is once again made clear that the author is not.