My house is burning down because i left the stove on what do i do

My house is burning down because i left the stove on what do i do

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water

Run inside

All houses matter

Take advantage of the bigger fire and cook more food

Turn the stove off.

Dance. Dance for all youre worth before the conflagration.
Record it. Put video online.

The neighbors grandma

thoughts and prayers

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Poop now, pee later.

I can't help but think this is somehow Lord Biden's fault

pork chop sandwiches

To pee without pooping is one thing, but to poop without peeing is quite another

Confucius level stuff right there

chimpout like the niggers do because all stoves are racist

Probably post on Any Forums about it

Blame Joe Biden.

A good captain goes down with his ship

Holy fuck get the fuck out of there

and back on

Call JG Wentworth. You need cash now!

Smuther it with a damp cloth