What are my chances of getting a gf?

Based

0 if you keep posting these threads and just whining
you're a failure as a man

Wow most girls have bigger clits than that

Because of my penis

You've somewhat missed the boat on getting girls easily. The best time to go for it is in your early 20's when you're in college. The reason being that girls generally look for different traits than guys do - they mostly look for things like future stability and ability to provide a good life. So, as a young man, you merely need to provide the promise of that sort of thing for girls to be interested.. have prospects that you work towards diligently, be kind to others, dress well like you're going places in life, have confidence. People here confuse that with "chad" behavior, but it's really not. You're merely behaving in a way that shows you have potential for upward mobility in society.

However, by 29, they kind of expect you to start making good on some of those promises. Do you have a degree? Good job? Living in a nice place or still with your parents? Interesting hobbies? Remember, they want someone that has a good life so they can come along for the ride, not some shlub that's going to make them miserable.

Also note dick size doesn't factor into any of this. That's actually not high on their list at all. Or how squared off your jaw is, or any other pointless trait. Those features may help marginally, but not nearly as much as things I listed above.

Bro I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you've been getting raped by fags this whole time

>Trick her into falling in love with you
You say that as if everyone can do it. If it was that easy, I would have done it years ago.

>However, by 29, they kind of expect you to start making good on some of those promises. Do you have a degree? Good job? Living in a nice place or still with your parents? Interesting hobbies? Remember, they want someone that has a good life so they can come along for the ride, not some shlub that's going to make them miserable.
+1

If you actually believe the porn brainwash that women are interested in a "big dick" (it's what sells in porn, of which porn is consumed and paid for to the porn companies 99.9% by MEN, BECAUSE that is a MAN'S fantasy . . . that somehow the dick is what is causing a female pleasure (it isn't, it's all about the clit), then I feel sorry for you.

Further, every single survey and study of women as to what size penis they prefer sexually is literally the average penis, not a big one. In fact, all those survey and studies show that women actually do not like a big penis because it does NOT cause a pleasurable sensation.

Not sure if this thread is just trolling, or if you are actually this retarded, but you may also want to know that all the surveys and studies of women show that sex is not even in their top 5 list of things they look for in a man.

Hint: women are not men. That porn you watch is NOT what women want. Hence, lesbianism is on the rise, by a lot (you know, that thing where they have NO penises?). The penis does absolutely NOTHING for sexual pleasure for a woman. All those porn actresses you see writhing and screaming as though the penis is the thing giving them pleasure are acting. That's what they do. They are getting paid for pretending. They are pretending they are enjoying getting fucked by some slimy buffoon who thinks his dick is magical, then they take that money and go buy drugs with it, then one day end up back in the trailor park or commit suicide, or live under a bridge and everyone forgets about them. It's acting, moron. And it is acting for males for male porn consumption. How much porn would you consume if the story line were real (women get the most excited over your bank account, ability to provide for children, buy her nice things, take her on vacation, provide an extravagant lifestyle, be attentive to her needs, gratify her sexually the way SHE wants to be enjoyed, have a high IQ so her children are not retards, etc.)?

this op is actually retarded himself
it's also a stock photo
he's also made this thread at least 100 times in the last couple months
it's a troll, likely from the nigger who tries to constantly push the idea that cock is the center of the universe, while he slums for government cheese in line with his food stamps and 70 IQ getting no white women and having no life

Lol it's not a stock photo, it's my actual dick

Agreed. The question posed by OP is based on a false premise at odds with reality and the science. It is grounded in a fake perception based on porn consumption, which you correctly point out is designed for male consumption and has nothing to do with what women want. Fact: you can get any hot girl you want anytime you want if you have money. You get money from being smart and highly educated, with very few legal exceptions. It's that simple. Women don't think about dick when they fantasize anyway. It's a retarded notion.

hi i'm the girl who wants to ne abducted, penises are weird

be * sorry

OP said "girlfriend", not just sex. He can pay for that no prob, girl is not in it to feel good, just get money.

This user is actually somewhat right and helpful OP, you should listen to him.

>Also note dick size doesn't factor into any of this.
Now this is bullshit tho. Dick size matters, but not as much as guys think. Height and fitness are far more important. So if you are fat and short AND a dicklet... well, you are gonna have to find some other thing to persue user.

If an incel can kidnap me

Op, I was a struggling young man in my 20s. Went to Any Forums. Got into their stupid gay shit but also got a gym membership. Squats and Oats everyday. Zyzz died. But along the way I got into good shape. Then girls talked to me. I learned girls can be nervous when taking to guys. Got laid a decent amount. Now I’m married. All that to say, get a gym membership and get in shape. Then talking to girls is easy cause you can say whatever. They’re horny too

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My dick is similar and I am a 36 year old virgin
Every time I got with a woman she lost all interest when she saw my dick
I gave up years ago

not him, but you have posted that same image in dozens of threads over weeks now
and you've asked the same question over and over (the other day you started this thread with "Sucks that a girl has a bigger penis than me", before that "Is having a "penis" like this fair?", before that "Im 29 and still a virgin cause of my tiny penis", before that "white bois be like", before that "should all white bois worship bbc?", before that, blah, blah, blah, over and over and over again

And do whatever he wants to me

I agree with you on your points, but I disagree the penis doesnt give a woman pleasure. Every woman Ive been with has been more than happy when we have sex, Im not big maybe 7 inches, but its also not the size but how you use it. Also the passion and the person its connected to

This He's made this same thread so many times, it is just cancer at this point. It's not a legit question, he's just pushing a narrative toward his agenda. Period.

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