Ever see your dad's schlong? What did it look like?
Ever see your dad's schlong? What did it look like?
big and hairy
>big and hairy
Bigger than mines, but I guess he’s my step dad
Smaller than mine, so what gives?
you got lucky
is he jealous
Did he give you genital herpes? Use a condom.
Bout the same as me.
Never seen his boner.
Never want to.
Please state if your dad is cut or uncut
No i don't let my parents know anything about me, including my dick size lol
your dad is cut or uncut
The state he lives in is filled with mostly cunts
cut
I can explain why people never win with me creeping out girls. I went to prison with rapists, I know how to avoid them.
>be 8
>see dad pee
>dad has big one
>dad sees me looking
>"well that's one thing you don't need to worry about son"
>i never got past 5in as an adult
literally the only physical attribute he had and the gene skipped me
maybe it just looked real big cuz you were so small.
Smaller than mine- but my son's is bigger. He's only 11
does dad have a micro peen?
Dude why are you looking at your son's dick? Rude.
yes, it was pretty big from what i remember (maybe bc i was like 6?) and when he's in his underwear (most of the time tbh) you can see a very noticeable bulge, and i at least remember that he shaves and it's darker than the rest of his skin