Ever see your dad's schlong? What did it look like?

Ever see your dad's schlong? What did it look like?

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big and hairy

>big and hairy

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Bigger than mines, but I guess he’s my step dad

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Smaller than mine, so what gives?

you got lucky

is he jealous

Did he give you genital herpes? Use a condom.

Bout the same as me.
Never seen his boner.
Never want to.

Please state if your dad is cut or uncut

No i don't let my parents know anything about me, including my dick size lol

your dad is cut or uncut

The state he lives in is filled with mostly cunts

cut

I can explain why people never win with me creeping out girls. I went to prison with rapists, I know how to avoid them.

>be 8
>see dad pee
>dad has big one
>dad sees me looking
>"well that's one thing you don't need to worry about son"
>i never got past 5in as an adult

literally the only physical attribute he had and the gene skipped me

maybe it just looked real big cuz you were so small.

Smaller than mine- but my son's is bigger. He's only 11

does dad have a micro peen?

Dude why are you looking at your son's dick? Rude.

yes, it was pretty big from what i remember (maybe bc i was like 6?) and when he's in his underwear (most of the time tbh) you can see a very noticeable bulge, and i at least remember that he shaves and it's darker than the rest of his skin