Turn on CERN LHC
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Turn on CERN LHC
Brody Flores
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Adrian Richardson
more like you shifted boards
Blake White
People at work have been saying the government will rip a hole in the fabric of space with this machine and it should be shut down immediately.
I say they're right. No need to mess with nature like this. Those who created this machine should be charged with treason
Owen Lopez
The Swiss government really needs to justify burrying a gigantic anal ring under the ground just to complete its scientific goals within its first 5 years of operating. Americas LIGO that detected gravitational waves was probably made with 1/10th the budget lmao
Angel Jones
More like you skipped your meds
Ian Torres
And yet nothing.. they been saying this and it's been years.
Nolan Baker
It's been shut down for years. And for good reason
Cameron Ross
Those satanic scientists are trying to open up a portal to another dimension by fucking with the space-time continuum with those particle accelerators so their demon gods cam come into our realm.
Austin Thomas
Yeah yeah, just like y2k.. run for the hills!
Lucas Lewis
Ever see the Cloverfield movies?
Nathan Gonzalez
Yes, they are trying to open up the great glory hole.
Bentley Taylor
alright so the experiements we did we a little...distracting ok i mean but we have it now, we have the higgs boson under our power.
im just telling you now i cant wait to shoot someone with it. its gonna be "head turning". hahah. hahahahahahahaha. damn. i can't stop laughing at that.
Easton Sanchez
Why do I suddenly hear Mick Gordon shredding a guitar?
Jeremiah Smith
Let me guess, the cia made the script to prep the masses for what's to come?
Evan Turner
Does the Higgs power ufos?
Tyler Kelly
lol no. ufo's are powered by antimatter that is why they are caught charging in the stratosphere they are literally cosmic vampire cars. no they use the higgs boson to make a laser and shoot people with it
Connor Torres
Close, but the Jews did. They always subtly like to "warn" us ahead of time with seemigly harmless entertainment media.
Lucas Johnson
Tesla mastered the death ray yeeeeaaarrss ago. So I doubt that's it
Jaxon Wright
El Psy Kongroo
Christian Myers
Is it due to the law of freewill?
Logan Thomas
lol you fucking idiot i know exactly what im doing tesla was a quack
Thomas Nelson
So why is there video of someone shooting lasers at ufo years before cern?
Jeremiah Hernandez
you don't know about hubbard? hubbard made that a military awareness now all they do is shine lights at the sky. but guess what. fuck tesla and fuck hubbard. you clearly don't know what the boson is capable of really doing, we have lasers that are -beyond comprehension- and bend light right up your ass. and now the higgs boson...well...your world is finished. just kiss everything goodbye. (things will get better when you wake up)
John Ramirez
You do realize Y2K was a real thing right? The only reason everything didn't fall apart was because programmers were able to fix the issue before it happened.
It's taught across the country in practically every introductory computer science course to introduce the concept of limits in storing data
Jack Jackson
>Tesla was a quack
To be this clueless
Andrew Clark
Huh... weird.. because i noticed but i didnt. I kept doing it like normal but didnt consciously notice it, it just felt strange. user i think youre right.
Kayden Powell
>bend light right up your ass
Fuck, I'm getting stiff now....
Carter Lopez
Adrian Rogers
Hahaha! I've been hearing this shit since I was 13, balls deep into conspiracy theories. This shit gets so old, it's always something big coming then... puff nothing. I'll take your word for it though, I'll spread my asshole nice and wide for it fren.