How the fuck do i respond?

how the fuck do i respond?

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wanna try it naked?
>works every time

Call her fat and block her before she has time to reply, like a based champ.

yeah but how many cock pushups can you do?

I do it all the time on dating apps and on facebook, it's entertaining and always make bitches mad.

Fake and gay

Idk. Tell her that your cock is 20 pounds so to be careful when she lifts you

which one is you and which one is her? g damn you guys make this like a fing puzzle

ynkrn8

That's rich.

You're 140 pounds, OP. Just bite the bullet and start transitioning.

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which one are you nigger

hows it entertaining if ur not able to see their reaction? cuz u blocked them

>always make bitches mad.
How do you know if you block her?

im the yellow bubble. she thinks she can lift me

I love how no one is pointing out that OP weights less than 140 pounds, so either he's a literal child or a woman

Call her a fatass.

Have you never sent a text before? The person you're talking to is always on the left. Its like that on literally every singly texting app.

I get banned afterwards. That means they spend their time to report me.

i guess that is why i am confused. what girl would say that? i guess if you are trying to meet up with her say "if you can't pick me up and hold me in the air for 10 seconds, you buy the drinks". that way you get the touching out of the way immediately, and you also set up a date.

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Here’s how you handle this:

“Alright, put your money where your mouth is. You’ve gotta get me on to your shoulders BUT you can’t use fireman leverage. If you can keep me there for 3 seconds, you get final say on the restaurant and I pay. If you can’t, I choose the restaurant, you pay, and I get a kiss before we eat”

tbh i don't send or receive texts. i don't have friends.

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>she thinks she can lift me
140 pounds is nothing. A child can lift that. Its not like she said she can lift you and then run a marathon with you over her shoulder. She just has to be able to lift your feet off the ground an inch and put you back down.

>mfw when I weigh 130lbs

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Reply "Uppies!! Mommy give uppies!! Pwease baby want uppies and milky!"
She'll be yours in no time

ywnbaw

Think I can lift you.

Call her fat.

oh word thanks.

in that case ask if she wants to peg you on Friday

Say "No way, if you can lift be ill be your slave for a week"

and she might injure her back of she does it. just because she can lift him doesn't mean she'll be able to do it properly and without hurting herself so she might chicken out.

mnytn

Not sure how cringe this was. but i had to respond with something

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Jesus Christ I'm having chest pains.

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If she weighs more than him then she should be able to lift him without injuring herself. Most people can lift their own body weight, even if only for a second or two.

Live suicide comming soon?

girls are weak and dumb. they don't know how to lift heavy objects properly.

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Are you serious? Sage. Fucking low test manlet bullshit