Wizard here. What's it like to have someone want to have sex with you?

Wizard here. What's it like to have someone want to have sex with you?

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Uncomfortable.

in what way?

it's nice, but a lot of pressure. i wouldn't wish it on anyone.

lol this is a good summary

It feels weird being around them. Specially if you don't share the same feeling they have for you.
You want to just be their friend, but they want something more.

fair enough user. i'll accept your burden. if any women ever wants to have sex with you,just direct her to me.

Wizard to a wizard, its like when youre channeling an arcane spell, and it grows in power, then you release and it does exacrly what you wanted. Thats how it feels, sir

I've only ever fucked escorts and masseuses.

how would you know what sex is like if you're a wizard?

You people are such fucking weirdos. Its great, I have a massive god complex and girls worship me. Makes you feel like a king

It's cool because of the validation but I get confused because my self image/opinion is still so low but if people have wanted me than I can't be the ugliest. I kinda look like a retarded Sean Connery.

I wouldn't know. The first girl was drunk and everyone after I have raped.

which god are you? allah? vishnu? jehova?

>asking a bunch of autistic virgins
Let me put it in terms you can understand:
It's the same feeling you got when a girl gave you a flower in 1st grade

if you're so hopelessly geeked that you didn't even experience this as a small child, then I have nothing for you

says you

... interesting
how rapey are we talking?
on a scale from bill clinton to bill cosby

>when a girl gave you a flower in 1st grade
i don't think a girl even talked to me in 1st grade. that's probably why i'm here posting this thread now

Very stressful because I know I'm going to disappoint them.

The guy who has actually had sex? Yes. Says me.

You should probably see a therapist.

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Getting raped by your dad doesn't count.

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insecure 4channer who actually gets laid bro , has a ton of money and isn't like the other autists is my favorite trope

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>I kinda look like a retarded Sean Connery.
This you?

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Therapists are scammers, they don't know shit and they don't resolve shit.

hilarious

Usually my MO is get them drunk +/- xanax so I guess Cosbyish. One was sober and i just overpowered her which was amazing. The kicking and fighting and scratching... muffled screams. It broke my cum-o-meter... regular sex will never satisfy me again.

why do normal sex having people come to Any Forums anyway? this is a place for the refuse of society who don't belong anywhere else
i am seeing a therapist. he doesn't know what's wrong with me either

Kinda

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Fucking kek

Bart O'Kavanaugh, that you?

good luck user. hope you stay out of prison. or maybe you should be in prison. whatever.

Brent Kassava

found the roastie

I don't know what being a roastie mean, I'm not up to date with all the slangs.

It's Australian slang for some with a pale complexion who gets "roasted" in the sun very easily.