If your bread doesn't look like this, you're eating cake

If your bread doesn't look like this, you're eating cake.

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the graubrot in the back looks nice, the rest looks like shit

>bread snob
what a painfully boring thing to be elitist about

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the one with a hole in it is the greatest bread ever made
t. fat and offended american wonderbread eater

Eating that would make me constipated so badly I would be on the toilet for hours at a time.

>eating high fiber bread makes you constipated
that's the opposite of how it actually works

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Well if it's tough and hard to break down then surely you will get more blocked up.

when it's made of tougher, more crude stuff it doesn't ball up into an unpassable form. would you rather have your asshole filled up with play-doh or bb pellets? wheat bread is play-doh

>flatbread
enjoy your sand you fucking desert monkey

ah yes the never-ending sand deserts of North Europe... the camels and bazaars...

True. I guess I never thought of it this way. I am no biology expert, it's just what I thought.

>you're eating cake
I'd rather just have some pop-tarts

You and your fru fru breads. SHIPS BISCUIT, that fucking hard(core).

in any case the introduction of highly processed low fiber carbs has been a disaster for the health of the human race

Luisleipä o paras

Based

My breads look like this

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sexy

I mean I'll eat any bread really but a bologna sammich would be shit on all of those breads. Fucking 'merican cake bread is good shit.

yes

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I dont have acces to time machine much less William Wallace's pantry.