YLYL

YLYL

Post them hotties

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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This isn't YLYL

You Love You Lose. Stay lurking

Who is this ugly guy in a wig, with a competly square face?

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you think it's a trap?

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Says the guy who came to this site after 2010.

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Most trannies look more feminine.

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>be there or be square

Clowns like you remain the biggest morons on this board. And that's quite an accomplishment.

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>Clowns
>C
phone poster kys

Fuck you retards, no whores can stop the funny banana

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Actual banana story inbound:

>be banana
>17 at the time
>beta unripe banana who can't get peeled for the life of him
>pathological fear of lori since middle school, when some bitch stole my potassium
>have a banana sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is potassium crazy, really, really likes this image
>announces that she's "peeling someone"
>bill and I start discussing if we can save the image.
>few days later, post the funny banana
>naked, yellow banana holding its peel
>visibly grinning
>bill and I sit down and tell him that "i really, really like this image"
>discuss for a few minutes
>lori joins
>bill tells me "haha, where did you find this one?"
>banana sis comes home
>announces it was "great pic"
>around a week later, my banana tells me that her banana previously dated a banana girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this potassium
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and lori
>"thanks lori"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell bill this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw bill predicted exactly how funny this image would be

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thanks lori

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