ITT greentext stories

ITT greentext stories

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Find some yourself, Wave Titan, you massive faggot.

LMFAO
Bro I loved wave titan as a kid, literally reason i didnt neck myself. The OG one is gone, someone filled his shoes but hes also been mia for months now.

>gramps and his bros co-own 600+ acres in rural oklahoma
>cut down trees and use as firewood
>firewood is put into communal rows for family to use especially gramps since house doesnt have central heating and uses fireplace for heating
>gramps notices entire truckloads of wood goes missing when he knows no ones been out there
>confirms someones been trespassing and stealing firewood
>gramps and bros are religious and believes in non violence but trespasser has been stealing wood for months now
>bros stopped trying to do something after booby traps and locks are no match for the trespasser
>gramps brings up camping out to catch the thief in the act but bros dont want to because reasons
>shiet.mp3
>hours of thinking and gramps comes up with idea
>grabs large chunk of wood from a row and goes home to his workshop
>wants to bore out a 1/2 inch hole in the wood and fill with gunpowder and plug it up
>goal is to scare the thief when it goes off in their fireplace
>gramps realizes the thief might come back to fuck shit up and almost ditches the plan but improvises
>cuts one end off with the band saw and spends hours hollowing out the center of the wood
>dumps an ENTIRE BOTTLE of gunpowder into the hole and fills the remaining void with sawdust
>glues on the end he cut off and puts the rigged wood on a convenient spot of the wood store
>calls bros and tells them not to grab wood in that are as he saw a yellowjacket nest
>gramps comes back the next week and the wood is gone
>no wood ever goes missing again

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Based Gramps

First kek all night. thanks user

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