I have no reason left to live

I have no reason left to live
All my friends are gone and hate me, I have no money, and life is so unfulfilling and I wasn’t made for it
Dubs decides how and where I die
Be creative guys

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Old age

do a flip into a moving train

>I have no reason left to live
That's not true. You still have to come on to this board tomorrow and continue being an annoying prat.

Old age

Natural causes. Life is a trial. Even if its just wandering around the world until you starve or get eaten by a wild animal you will die with fewer regrets.

autoerotic asphyxiation wendy's bathroom livestream

Saving the world.

An eternity on Any Forums shitposting is an eternity wasted
I’ve irl shitposted enough, one big last one would be epic

DEATH BY HOT SOLDERING IRON BUTTPLUG

Smother yourself in honey and have wild animals eat you

Suicide by cop

re-roll set up a bed of knives on the floor and fall onto it

This is probably what it will be regardless lol, been planning a suicide by cop but if I took at least one pig out while doing it, then the whole shithole of a life I had would be worth it

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I got a good one. How about you stop being a self loathing faggot and better yourself. Learn a new skill, go to the gym or go out and talk to new people. Suicide is for retards. Don't be a retard.

Oh shit, rolling

Rolling for that plus pour hot oil into your ass

Hello, this is Max!

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Find this guy and eat him to death.

Pay a junkie to bludgeon you to death with a rock

Natural causes. Sorry dude you've gotta suffer like the rest of us.

+UPPER DICK ZAPPER+

Both would take to long Any Forumsro :-(
Suggest anyone you want that will be quicker and lead to more than one persons death
I’m a man of my word tho so maybe knife bed

WITH A FUNNEL IN THE RECTUM

Hang yourself on the slide in a children's park

Don't take out the innocent. Take out the guilty.

Hm, what do you consider guilty?

World of Warcraft

We are in a sim. If you self terminate you will respawn until you get it right.
See it through, do your best, and you won’t have to come back.

A glownigger

>suicide by feds
Based user!

Really, nigger? You'd sentence him to that? You cruel cunt.

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Seriously. This guy kills himself 3-4 times a week. He is SO dead.

SUCKER BOY