Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves
chuck norris raped your mom
There was nothing i could do about it, he's chuck norris
chuc noris combed a comb with his hair
Chuck Norris use potato to peel knife
CN is the gift that keeps on giving.
Chuck Norris left a feminist convention with a sandwich and a freshly pressed shirt.
Chuck Norris never hits the side in a game of operation
Chuck norris can make 60-second rice in 5 seconds
He made a Happy Meal cry.
He doesn't do push-ups, he does world-downs.
it's impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris.
rape would mean you don't want it.
Chuck Norris shook his father's hand at his own birth and said, "Hello, I'm Chuck Norris."
Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on the land
Chuck Norris is a natural d20
Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
He once got bit by a King Cobra. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris looked at Medusa and turned HER to stone. She soon after crumbled apart.
Chuck Norris built the house he was born in
Chuck Norris isn't past it, YOU'RE past it. Fuck you!
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Chuck Norris broke into an enemy's base with a shotgun and killed 5 guys. Then he pulled the trigger.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
They wanted to add Chuck Norris' head to mount Rushmore but the granite was to soft for his beard
Chuck norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris blood cures AIDS. However he has never bleed.
Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run.
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a special edition Bible. It simply reads, "Mr. Norris, you're not welcome in hell."
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Chuck Norris dictates how fast light can travel.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
chuck Norris can deliver a round house kick tomorrow and it will hit you in the face last week
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi