Tell me suicide methods ;)

tell me suicide methods ;)

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Fapping to death.

Drink ten liters of water.

voting republican

suicide by snu snu

Drink 10 bottles of vysene and a fifth of 100 liquor.

Hold your breath until you keel over and doi.

lick a nigger, they all got aids, every single nigger have fullblown AIDS!

If I was suicidal I would go out and do some ballsy things because if I fuck up or get rejected or whatever I can just kms

Do it like a real man

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that's what I intend to do, just not sure yet how I kms

if possible I'd like it to be painless

>Wrap hose around neck with loose tie
>Swallow the end and a good 6 inches of hose
>Turn the water on
>When taught your panicked scrambling won't be able to untie it
>Drown and continue to bloat and fill with water
>Force some sad morgue tech to deal with your body being completely filled with water end to end
>Leave no suicide note besides "went out to water the lawn"

It's literally 3-4 minutes and blackout. Don't be such a pussy. Also don't do it. Your mother wouldn't be proud of you

tall building
drug overdose
slit wrists
gunshot
drowning at sea

suicide by cop baby!!!

slitting wrists is a tempting method

3-4 minutes made to feel like an hour of agonizing pain and regret

train

marriage

choke on my fat cock op