Ask me ANYTHING

Ask me ANYTHING
Bored 23 year old male here

Ask me a question and i will give you my answer.

Ask Any question. About Any topic.

I will provide at least two sentences in my response.

No troll questions. just gonna skip those
>why are u gay etc.
thanks

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Mopar, Ford, or General Motors?

What's your favorite porn video?

Do you like big or small cocks?

Why do shower farts smell worse?

Why do you feel qualified to actually answer ANYTHING at only 23 years old?

What keeps you from killing yourself?

Because i'm bored like motherfucker

What’s the square root of 144?

>I will provide at least two sentences in my response.
Why did you lie?

ebonie374 on snapchat hot little aussie slut craving attention!

What's the integral of 756x^3 +2x?

i don’t know anything about cars. i heard that the only good car is a japanese one.

tough to answer. i am a fan of POV so i can instert myself into the porn. however i get very mentally stimulated by reading hentai manga. something about having a story really makes bust the fattest nut.

neither. i don’t have a preference for penis, cuz that shits gay

less air flow in the shower. fart smell is concentrated in a small space

they’re just like, my opinion man. i am not claiming to be an expert on anything.

i have a belief that one day that future me will figure this shit we call life out. i have to trust that things will get better and that i can learn from my own mistakes

i too am bored like a mothwr fucker friend. feel free to join in on these questions. they are fun to answer

mother fucker i dont know math. is it 12? i think 12 x 12 is 144. its gotta be that

i didnt lie. that previous post was someone else.

skipping this one

>anything about cars
Post a car you think is cool and I will judge your taste

bro i could barely figure out the root of 144 you think i can solve that college algebra stuff?

i like corvettes. why you ask? because they are stylish and sexy.

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>i didnt lie. that previous post was someone else.
So how many sentences is your reply?

Corvettes are Chevrolets, which are GMs. The C8 is badass, finally they made the mid engined Corvette they've wanted to build for over 60 years.
I'm a GM guy; picrel is a dream car for me, '70 Oldsmobile 442 Cutlass

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What's your most reddit opinion?

Taste isssssssss........ 11/10!!!! Can I suck your bennie?

I’ll slap your bussy

Would you teach a 5 yo girl to French kiss?

How old are you?

Will you suck my dick and lick my balls and asshole then drink my piss if I offered you a hundred dollars?

Who is the best from mane 6

i dunno. if you wanna be a grammar nazi the first was an independent clause and the second was a sentence.

that was alot of cool stuff you said but i didnt understand any of it. im glad you like cars user!
women arent so bad. im also a fan of alot of basic shit because i am somewhat of a normie and i am surrounded by normies and NPCs so often i absorbed their culture and opinions
only if you are a cute girl. but then again, liking cars is almost exclusive a guy thing. so no, i’ll pass thank you.
no? another dumb question. not going to jail for something i have no interest in.
23 and a half. also u cant read.
nope i would not. maybe if you offered like a billion dollars i would consider it.
who the fuck is that. and what the fuck is that