Guys, I did it! I killed 2 niggers! Story time!
>Be me
>Minding my own business
>hear a knock at the door
> Silently say "What the fuck. I'm gaming. Go the fuck away"
>Hear a knock a few more times
>Notanswering.jpg
>I hear some weird ass sound. It's very, very feint.
>Sneak over close to the door
>"Something's fucking with my doorknob"
>oshthataintthedoorknob
>Sneak back to my bedroom
>Grab my Handy G
>Load it
>Be ready
>I hear 2 voices
>"dayum he got nuttin"
>"nah everboddy got sumthin"
>They're niggers
>Fucking niggers
>In my apartment
>I HATE NIGGERS
>They get closer to my bedroom door
>I open it quickly and begin to open fire
>5 shots
>2 shots each hit one nig
>One through (Thankfully) just the wall
>I stand there dumbfounded at what I just did
>"holy fuck holy fuck I'm so screwed they're gonna jail me"
>Call 911 after a few minutes
>"I just shot 2 people invading my house"
>Police officers and paramedics arrive
>Explain my situation
>They tell me to come down to the station
>I ride with them because no car
>I fill out some paperwork and other shiz
>Go home
>Call out of work next day because celebration
>Post about it on Any Forums
That's the story of how I killed 2 nignogs.
also. Nigger hate thread.
Guys, I did it! I killed 2 niggers! Story time!
Congratulations OP! Maybe we can lure more of them like this and dispose of them lawfully
sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Source: trust me bro
>>"dayum he got nuttin"
>>"nah everboddy got sumthin"
im fucking dying cause this is legit exactly how they talk
Source: niggers are worth less than nothing
This story makes me very happy :)
Good job user!
Nig trash tier iq is well documented but you won't find info about it without some invented excuse "they're too black to make schools" or something.
Well done anyone invading your house deserves death. Bonus points that it was 2 worthless niggers. You did the world a favor.
Burger? Based
I wish it could be the same in Europe.
Shaw? Fuck man, I haven't heard that name in a long while. This fucking guy HATES niggers with a passion. I'll tell the story.
>Be me, 12, live in Shaw's old neighborhood.
>Guy is known to be very nice, huge and willing to help people reach stuff way up high etc
>He has a halloween party one year
>Tons of decorations, lights and candy
>We're all in his backyard, sun went down and we're dancing to the DJ he hired
>Black guy spills drink on little kid in front of Shaw
>All the adults go quiet, I keep dancing because I didn't know what Shaw was like
>Shaw grunts "What the fuck was that?"
>"Huh, boy? What, do you have rocks in your head?"
>Guy says it wasn't a big deal, kid isn't crying or anything
>Shaw goes ballistic
>"200 YEARS AGO YOU WOULD'VE BEEN THE FUCKING BUTLER FOR THIS PARTY AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO APOLOGIZE?!"
>people start trying to leave
>Shaw dashes through the crowd, knocking people down left and right like a bulldozer
>Slams the gate closed, reaches over and padlocks it from the outside
>"NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL THIS NIGGER LEARNS SOME MANNERS"
>Black dude sprints to the fence, trying to hurdle over it
>My mom calls the police, just says "It's happening again."
>Shaw throws a can of soda at the back of the guys head, slows him down a bit
>Shaw grabs his leg right as he's about to get over the fence
>"YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A MONKEY? HUH, BOY?"
>Shaw swings him around twice and lets go
>Guy slams into tree face first
>Stumbles getting up, clearly concussed and bleeding profusely
>Shaw grabs him, hoists him over his back
>Shaw has him over his shoulders, stomach down
>Shaw grips his neck like a beer, holding him in place
>Starts trying to break his back, really hammering down the guys legs with his arm
>Guy is screaming bloody murder, trying to apologize
>"YOU PEOPLE ARE A FUCKING CANCER."
>Shaw repositions the guy
>Fucking tombstones him
>Grabs a noose from his shed
>Mom makes us leave through his house
No idea what happened
Very nice worth the read.
This is what Republicans sit around and fantasize about all day. Not improving their lives. Not finding fulfillment in relationships. They dream about hurting people of color. How pathetic.
seems legit
funny but not real
OP here.
Nice story, user!
Am burger
Same fag
No difference between a repub and a demo. I'm not liberal either. I just hate niggers. Plus you're pathetic because you don't hate niggers. Now THAT'S pathetic.
Anywho, gotta go. Boys and I are going drinking again to celebrate my "survival" but I'm gonna be thinking about how I did the right thing. At least I hope I did. Feels different to publicly brag about it... Eh. I'll get over it.
Don’t believe you, post pics with timestamp of the bullet hole in your wall or the blood on the floor