His biliruben blast?

His biliruben blast?

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his bombad bussy blocks?

Clog em' fast, clog em' good,
Pump your logs of sacred wood
Feed em' warms, fraught with corn,
Shit until your ass is sore.
Half is cream, half is steam,
Overall they're quite a dream
I set my lips, between your hips,
And down my throat they slip!

His warms?

Awwww shit! Dats my nigga with a new one.
Said he slidds logs anywhere up to two tons.
Blastin down his throte like hes poppin 2 poo guns.
Stew buns
Make a nigga stick out they tongue.
Yum yum yum
Pass dat bum bum bum

Awwwwww shit, gimme sum sum sum.

How do I drill a hole into Andy Biersack's plumbing output pipe and divert it into a trough so I can filter out the creamy, steamy logs and sell them on the black market to nations he has embargoed because they also drink Dani Filths piss? I can make a fortune... or just clog myself to death.

Call it whatever you like. I just want to fucking eat this man's shit.

This man's shit is a delicacy, Are you prepared?

That's all well and good but imagine for a moment that you really were faced with the task of choking down Andy Sixx's huge creamy log of shit? Would you be scared? Excited? Intrigued?
Personally, if faced with guzzling a stinking turd right out of Andy Sixx's asshole, I would be on a rollercoaster of emotions.

It's not a sexual thing, though for some I imagine it could be. No, my stake in the consumption of a massive export from Andy Sixx's brown-town would be purely functional. Where I live there are not many people whom could produce such a smooth turdpedo (and even fewer of those capable people could be deemed as influential as Andy Sixx) so if the opportunity arose to stuff a steaming clogger of Andy Sixx's shit into my mouth, I would capitalize post-haste.

Think of it this way: slurping the stinky gold out of Andy Sixx's food and drink recycler doesn't happen every day. In fact, it's something that happens once in a lifetime. If you were offered to take a trip to the moon just once, would you take it? If you had courage you would.

In summation there is no shame to puckering up to Andy Sixx's chocolate starfish and chucking sweet chunks of slimy ass poo-poo down your virginal throat. Less than shame; perhaps honor.

For me sucking down one of Andy's heaping heaths is a very sexual experience.

this meme sucks
i love it

His browns?

>implying the output pipe isnt guarded by heavily armed emo skeleton angles on motorcycles under the direct authority of Big Hoss.

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Listen up you bunch of roody-poo faggots. I've been seeing a lot of so-called "tough guy internet trolls" here lately talking a big game about how they think they can handle Andy Sixx and his sopping hot log of shit SLIDDING down their fucking throats. (That's right, bitch. It's spelled "slidding". S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Deal with it.) Ha! You make me laugh, kiddo. You really do. Did you seriously think you could just wash up here and slurp that corn-studded behemoth of creamy fucking shit out of ANDY SIXX's sexy, gothcore rectulum? Did you really think you'r sorry ass could just waltz right out for amateur hour and part those pale, black veil buttcheeks and tongue -punch the fecal feeding bar like some sort of ass-shit munching butthole rat? PSHHT come on kid, get real. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Andy's shit. I bet Andy wouldn't even be able to get off a little pre-shit fart before your pussy lips curled in defeat. You think when Andy takes a break from performing on a hot stage in leather pants and goes to craft services and eats two dozen raw oysters that were not properly handled or refrigerated washed down with a quart of whole milk and tequila - that Andy just squeezes out of his skin-and-air-tight pleather slacks and goes easy on your throat? You fucking wish, jr. When Andy says he's ready to blow the walls off a 110-degree warped-tour portajon and your pathetic little tonsils can't even take the first loaf, I'll put my hand on your shoulder and say, "Nothing personnel, kid" and then suck down every last heaping fucking clogger andy pumps out. And I'll come back for seconds. And thirds.You know why? Because I have Logtismo. Because I believe in three things and three things only: the cream, the steam, and the fucking dream, baby. So step aside, keep your little logsucking fantasy in your mind where it belongs, and let the real men do the slidding. His log loaf is mine, bitch. What are you gonna do about it?

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What the fuck did you just fuckin' spew at me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cincinatti School for Creative and Performing Arts, and I've been involved in numerous scat videos on Pornhub, and I have over 666 confirmed clogs. I am trained in Glam Metal and I'm the top logger in the entire BVB Army. You are nothing to me but just another slidder. I will clog you the fuck up with logs the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, suck my fucking hole. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the moshpit? Think again, slidder. As we speak I am clogging my secret network of fangirls across Ohio and your ticket is being voided right now so you better prepare for the shit, asshole. The shit that chokes out the pathetic little thing you call your throat. You're fuckin' clogged, kid. I can log anywhere, anytime, and I can clog you in over Sixx hundred ways, and that's just with my fiber diet. Not only am I incredibly sexy on the cover of every album, but I have stocks to the entire laxative supply of the Johnson & Johnson Corporations and I will use them to their full extent to smear your miserable lips with the cream of my asshole, you little logposter. If only you could have known what steamy diarrhea your little "shitty" comment was about to unleash into your mouth, maybe you would have relaxed your fucking throat. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're slidding the log, you goddamn teen. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuckin' clogged, sliddo.

That's exactly what I thought, and I'd be correct too.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepatedsimpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

as i type this, i imagine andy squatting down and unleashing a mighty brown fang into my esophagus. no matter how much i choke, his powerful sphincter lodges the chocolate knife deeper into my log hole.
i am left with two choices - swallow, or die. i cannot regurgitate this lance of last night's dinner. andy's asshole has more horsepower than a lifted chevy taho, for it is a weapon of nuclear proportions, a cannon that fires in a single direction: down. Down into your fucking throte. i grasp his fucking ass and try to push him off my face but he's too powerful. i have no other option but to gulp down the gift of his guts.

SHIT THREAD. SHIT THREAD. SHITTY THREAD. SHITTY FUCKIN THREAD. SHITTY ASS THREAD. SHIT THREAD.

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By the "Blah blah log this, slidd that, blah blah BVB that, blah blah how does it feel" and fatuous questions it looks like you have come across a MICRO THROAT COPE thread.

These threads are started by the usual collection of wannabees, angry fags, hateful Eustaces, sad trannies, Danicels, pedos, and ((them)). These are the useful idiots who spam the board.

They don't care about the size of the turd but they want to scam you by spamming big black logs and inflammatory lies about how much they can slidd.

Arguing with these delusioal logposters is pointless because the facts don't matter to them, after all the truth is just a click away; Slime figures, 15x fees roadies charge for 2 oz of his cream, a century of worldwide differences in steam level, the fact that throte bois of all races consistently PREFER some bigger logs over others by a huge margin, or the fact that 51% of asian-american women can hold a fat hogger without breathing for over 24 minutes. A higher incidence of heavy metals in the crust means professional slidders have MORE ERECTILE FUNCTION than any other type of fanboy. You can verify all this yourself. All facts. All true.

The log-bait is just that, bait.