I'm thinking of killing myself, any advice?

I'm thinking of killing myself, any advice?

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I'm sure someone would miss you. Seek help, you're worth it and can make it.

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Mass shooting for more gun control

Save $10 a week minimum for emergency expenditures

Just make sure it actually kills you. I tried to kill myself by crashing my car at around 130mph. Spent about 2 weeks in a coma. Broke a lot of bones, some brain damage, and paralysis from the waist down.

I should have just used a gun.

Why?

Now you have something to kill yourself of for

how come you dont try again? just curious

Become tranny

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there’s a possibility that if there is anything after this, it could be worse. give that some serious fuckin thought. no joke dude, we have no idea why we’re here and all that bullshit. but no matter, you’re here. you’re doing your thing the way the universe intended. If you upset Mother Nature and that balance, whatever the fuck is actually going on, you’re gonna get bit real hard by her. and she bites real fuckin hard bro.

kek u are a begginner i would never not die from speeding car thats the way i will go

Yeah, just do it and shut up about it.

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Would you say you feel like you're under a lot of pressure? You can fix that without suicide if you are.

if you are a jumper - do a flip

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maybe you have superpowers

My advice is don't do it. The main reason not to kys is luck. You simply don't know what tomorrow will bring. You probably haven't had a lot of good luck in your life so far, but, however bleak your situation at the moment, it could change tomorrow. I have the advantage of being an Old Guy who has known some very bad times indeed, but learned that if you keep plugging away, things change for the better. They also have an irritating habit of changing back to shit again. Life has always been like this, for EVERYONE (even the filthy rich fuckers, we just never hear about their bad times). Life is 50% luck and 50% effort. Start very slowly, and don't expect huge improvements immediately. The trick is not to EXPECT things to be brilliant. The one thing that guarantees you won't find happiness, is looking for it. Life is mainly 80% just surviving, 15% unremitting shit, and 5% happiness. Always has been. For everyone.

it's ok to ask for help

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Should have gone faster retard

Go for it if you think you have the courage it takes. But guys like you that reach out and seek attention never have the courage to do so. So get over your crybaby stage and accept whatever is in front of you and shit on it like a boss and move on with your life. Better things are ahead the sooner you take heed in my advice. Gl.

>I'm thinking of killing myself, any advice?
Take out as many loans and get as many credit cards as you can. Payday loans. Cash out on everything and secretly give it to someone you care about. Your debts will die with you.

I had a good friend do this. This was some years ago. He got a great paying job and was able to put a down payment on a house. When he decided he was definitely going to kill himself he took loans on the house and had like 5 credit cards and some other shit going on. Took cash advances on the cards and maxed everything out. Sold all his shit that he could sell. Basically liquidated his life and then some. Gave it all to his sister in cash. She said it was about half a million in a duffel bag with instructions to spend it in small amounts (so as to not get any unwanted attention from taxes).

Then he shot himself. I miss him every day.

Of course all the debtors seized what was left of his stuff (mainly the house). So that didn't get passed on to anyone. And half million isn't enough to set up his sister for life. But it's not a small amount either.

Anyway, if I ever decided to check out this is how I'm doing it because fuck the system.

Jump out of a helicopter over a pride/other libshit rally with explosives attached to you, then blow yourself up and shower viscera all over them. That’s how I want to go.

It's a good idea, at least to brighten someone else's life a little.