I'm Prismo and I'll grant you a wish

I'm Prismo and I'll grant you a wish.
What will it be?

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hi prismo i wish i had two hundred dollars pls

Granted. Check your bank account in about a month or so.

Shorter dick

ty :)

Sorry, I don't that's possible for you.

Damn

Go fuck yourself Prismo

BE NICE TO PRISMO

Granted. I just spawned a female version of myself in my room.

Hi Prismo. I'd like a threesome on this coming Monday.

I want to be in a loving committed relationship with Cassy please

A sandwich

Hi Prismo. I would like to know where those stairs lead to, thanks!

Grated. She'll knock on your door tomorrow.

What kind of sandwich?

I want immunity from all laws and regulations.
Once granted I can rape and plunder with no consequence.

To the multiverse

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That the cops didn't just smash in my door for no fucking reason

A boat will appear in the closest coastal city to you. Steal it and then sail to international waters.

Granted. You'll wake up in that timeline tomorrow.

i want him to be real, but in a good way! or if it really isnt possible, i would like for the computer thing to be real.

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Can you make my books really popular? Like more popular than Harry Potter?

i wish i had a girlfriend..

what was prismos gimmick anyway

he's cool

Prismo or the drawing you posted?

i dont know man theres always a catch

the drawing. jasper

Granted. Just wait ~2 years, but don't give up!

Granted. Jasper from steven universe is now real.

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Sweet, I'll carry on writing!

Hey prismo I wish for a gf who's cute and awkward and shy and has messy hair

i meant the drawing though!

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I wish to live in bliss forever with my harem, family and friends.

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Granted. You'll find her tomorrow at your job/university. She won't be your gf yet, but all you need is confidence to approache her and she'll fall for you.

I fuckin' better because I am not looking forward to fixing that shit

I wish for happiness

Sorry, I can't grant more than one wish per person.

Honestly. I just want enough money to live stable on.

Granted. Things will slowly but constantly get better for you from now on.

I wish to return to the year 2006

prismo!
*slap bass soundtrack starts playing*

thanks anyways. goodnight

I wish I had a passport that allowed me to travel anywhere I wanted to and stay as long I as I liked completely for free (includes fees like hotels, food, etc).

Granted. All your favorite foods will be permanently on sale on the nearest supermarket to you.