I WILL GIVE YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS

I WILL GIVE YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS

BUT FIRST, YOU MUST DEMONSTRATE YOUR LOYALTY TO ME FROM WHICH YOU WILL REMAIN LOYAL F O R E V E R.

WILL YOU?

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No, fuck off Satan

OK THEN.

Nice try Santa, my souls belongs to god

YOUR god IS WEAK.

Why would someone make a deal with Satan? Meeting Satan would confirm that God and Heaven exists, so who cares about life when you can get eternal salvation?

Fuck off Satan. 10 million isn’t shit for my eternal soul are you fucking retarded. Dogshit offer fuck off back to hell I’ll keep firing off messages to my absent dad.

Ring of Power or nothing.

nah

OK THEN, CLEAN SOUL.

I WILL FIND ONE WHO IS NOT SO CLEAN.

I am literally selling my soul to the devil and you don't have more to offer? lame

Just 10 mil? In a couple months it won't even be enough to fill my car

yes

10 million dollars satan? Wtf you take me for, why not treat me like your beloved son bezos or better yet nathan rothshield

/SAGE

YOU DARE SAGE LUCIFER, LORD OF LIGHT?

For aclordvof light, your looking awfully shadowy in your pic..

>10 million
Give me powers and we have a deal.

Sorry Satan there no one here who is willing to become a Jew

I identify as God/master you mean nothing to me

He didn't even roll 666. OP is a faggot phoney

ive always wondered that as well. Like shit, even if your life is miserable, you just had it confirmed as fact that if you spend the rest of your days as a pious good boy you'll basically have a perfect eternity. When you have that level of comfort and peace of mind another 60 or so years of pure misery would feel like nothing.

satan you broke as hell. 10mil for a human soul? kek

Nah, I am devoid of all wants and desires and live a life of poverty. There is nothing you can offer me that I desire, for I have none. I am content, and thus I am holy.

>I WILL GIVE YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS
what currency? USD? AUD?