Why dont i have a girlfriend?

why dont i have a girlfriend?

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I'll suck you off for hours bro

hmm well.. okay.. i do love getting sucked..

It's not small if that's what you think.

Same reason I don’t

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theres plenty of women with equivalently bad assets that yall could be with

you dont have a girlfriend because you dont want to

i just want a gf so they can sit on it..

why dont you bro..

Because you waste your time posting your dick in Any Forums instead of going out and talk to girls

ughh talking to girls is so much work.. why cant they just be my gf

Unironically would suck that.