Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Greta Thunberg standing there naked
Wat do?

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Sex bitch

Give her $20 for her cause and do a 180 and leave.

Make her do some magic tricks.

Do a 360 turn and walk away

You a faggot? You like dicks?

Do a 270 and leave

You have a lot of common with Greta.

What the fuck you mean by that bitch?

I would tell her that my dick was getting hot and she needed to get it wet to save the planet.

Good job walking into her again you fucking retard....

>not getting the meme
>a lot of common
living must be painful for those around you.

Pussy is pussy. A fag I am not. Shameless is what I am.

>doesn't get meme

Fuck off newfag.

>do a 180 and leave.

You'd walk right into her, tard

Tell me you're a retarded newfag without telling me you're a retarded newfag.

Give her asshole some global warming by going in without lube.

>doesn't get the meme
good job revealing yourselves redditors.

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Eggs

Baseball bat

do a 360 noscope backflip

A circle is 360 degrees, so 180 means you turned half way around and now facing the opposite of the way you were.
I suppose your mom was getting fogged by the janitor the day she was suppose to teach you about circles?

“How tf did you find me? I wrote that when you were like 8”

>he doesn't know
360 degrees is a CIRCLE. You'll end up facing the SAME DIRECTION. idiot

>A circle is 360 degrees

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Ask her if I can bum a smoke.

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Oh, no….now you have done it.

Why is she so attractive? I specifically want to jerk off in front of her while giving her little kisses on the lips as she giggles excitedly/nervously

Call the Mong Ranglers

Not if Greta teleported to your point of egress.

The joke is to "not get it" so that people like you come out of the woodwork

What if the earth is flat?

What if the earth is flat but, you’re standing on the underneath? That’s what I need to know.

Interesting question. I think Greta would be on the other side so you'd be ok.

I turn 360 degrees and fuck my fist

Nice, nice..thanks for easing my mind, user.

Punch her in the face and make her say 'climate change isn't real' then piss on her.

I would make her a 360 and leave

ask her for her tard wrangler's phone number and get them there ASAP so nobody thinks I fucked her. I don't want to go to prison for taking advantage of a disabled person.

I'd suppose they might have found one of my guns if they're already in there. I suppose it'd be a mexican stand off about pulling mine or who is raping who here.

It would okay though. They would just think its retard love at first retard sight.