Rams your fucking face or the TV at full speed

*blocks your path*

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he cute

I have some unfortunate information for people who thinks moths are stupidly attracted to light. The thing they actually do is apply a navigation technique where, to keep flying in a straight line you pick a light source which is at effectively infinite distance (e.g. all light sources that existed when you evolved) and adjust your flight so that it's always at the same angle to your flight. The problem is when the distance is actually much shorter because the light source is unnatural, this same technique results in an inevitable collision course (search 'proportional navigation'). So it's sad because they're actually doing something sensible but our happening to create bogus earthly moons causes them to smash themselves to bits. They aren't attracted to light, they don't love it so much they smash themselves like greedy little pigs. That's just our ignorant cope assumption.

You don't have a moth problem, you have a cat problem

Bug zapper go BZZZT

>serves no evolutionary purpose
>is just there to annoy fuck out of you

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>flies around in your room when it gets dark

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Don't mind me, bro. Keep watching your show, I'm just hunting for those other motherfuckers bugging you

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stop projecting

i have these niggers in my house and they are legitimately driving me fucking insane. especially when i'm watching kino or gaming. they are so fucking annoying it's actually unreal.

reminds me of jews

get screens for your windows

>look mom i posted the thing

sorry but it's the truth
>bloodsuckers
>parasite
>contributes nothing
>annoying as fuck
>world would be 1000 times better off without them

Blast the fuckers
youtube.com/watch?v=EesfhOGt9Kk

why can't we just do a genocide on all disgusting bugs globally? how much would it change the nature's economy? just plant more trees or whatever.

>Americans have big ass of these fuckers crawling their walls and ceilings and drops down on you while sleeping
I would never be able to live in the US, basically a third world country

I like moths. They’re cute.

>I like moths. They’re cute.

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what the fuck is this alien bullshit

A cute moth :))

you will eat them and you will enjoy it

same with Italians on my end

>posting a male
homo

He always gets in...

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MOTH FUCKING SHIT.

Jerry in Maintenance has a fix.

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AHHHH!

>thread about bugs
>Ahmed screams about Americans again

Nah they're bros. We generally consider them almost like pets considering they kill all the actual nasty shit that can be flying or skittering around your home

youtube.com/watch?v=TrRWZCo0ft0

I rather have all the spiders and moths in the world than those fuckers running around

They're everywhere at night... Like some metaphorical creature that is instinctually attracted to heat and light.

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Why are ants and bees, the two most intelligent insects, are also the least scary looking ones?

Imagine if they were the size of a dog...

Where are you? I'm living in Europe right now and you fuckers have no bug screens so bugs flood into my apartment every day

>close windows
>die from oxygen deprivation

Sweden.
Just buy a bug net for you window

I wont stab the shit out of you with ass, I swear!

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...so you're saying they're attracted to light. Thanks Doc.

Stupid sexy bee.

I saved a moth yesterday after that dumb bastard followed me inside. I didn't want it flying all over my house and laying eggs in my closet. I didn't want to crush it, so I captured it in a cup and released it outside. Then two more moths flew inside.

Go live in a city, elf. Problem solved.

>oh hai user ur up late, u watchin kino? I wanna see too ok here I come!
>VVPPVPVPVPPVPPVVPVPVPVPVPV

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or the size of a human woman, haha!

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>see a nice carpet up for grabbing next to a garbage dump
>take it and give it for chemical cleaning
>put it in my house
>felt like doing renovations so assembled some heavy furniture on top of it
>can no longer be removed without turning the entire room to shit
>later realize the carpet is made of wool
>before you know it became a breeding ground for moths
>carpet is so thick I cant kill all the hidden eggs for the life of me
>I go through a can of moth spray every week and it doesnt help
>got some real penicillin from the black market because EU forced everyone to only sell fake balls that dont work
>still wasnt enough
>every day I kill a dozen moths
>my walls are now black and brown instead of white
>cant get the carpet out
I shouldnt have picked that cursed carpet

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i have a pantry moth infestation inside my house. they're not coming from outside. it's a nightmare.

Thanks Darwin, it was an interesting blogpost.

>So it's sad because they're actually doing something sensible but our happening to create bogus earthly moons causes them to smash themselves to bits
Except the saying is attracted like a moth to a flame, not a led light. Which means they are retarded.

...and now you have Gorn Moths laying eggs in your chest because of weak, human emotions.

You disgust me, user, with your lack of logic.
-t. Dr. Spock

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Never pick up road kill, no matter how good it looks or how it will tie the room together

Sure bro why can't my employees just work for free AMIRITE.

millers don't lay eggs inside or eat clothes

If you're in a house and the only light source is a candle, you're going to think its the moon. If your brain is the size of an insect anyway.

>Fren tells me story
>Got a nice second-hand couch
>Takes it to his apartment
>Appartment increasingly becomes infested with cockroaches.
>He figures out they must be from couch
>Throws couch out and it breaks upon impact
>Hundreds of roaches explode from broken couch and scurry all over the pavement.

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Why do you people live like 3rd world niggers
My townhouse has like 1-2 small bugs seen a week

>*sped-up love parade anthem in the distance*

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youtube.com/watch?v=wj3ra_B1PVU
Pure kino. The cockroaches are /ourguys/.

youtube.com/watch?v=jJN9mBRX3uo&ab_channel=StandUpyPoPolskuPowróciły

Oh God no!
youtu.be/H7YntoZAOpE

>slams into ur tv @ full speed

i guess being cute isnt much help

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no it was an actual carpet and a really nice looking one
people in my shithole have the habit of putting useful stuff that isnt broken yet like furniture next to the garbage dump so if anyone else needs it he can take it instead of it going to waste
I got curtain holders, 2 mirrors, a few bookcases, and an actual old ass chest that way + various other little things that way, and it saves a lot of money
but I didnt know there was a reason that carpet was thrown out

Always leave dump finds outside in direct sunlight for a few days before bringing them inside. Especially if it's fabric.

jesus what a unit

post units

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t h i c c

You kind and sweet and valid. I have subscribed to your blog

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
>Originating in the Mediterranean region, it has spread to other parts of the world, where it can live in human homes.[

Moths aren't scary

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>insect lands on screen
>swat away
>comes back
>swat away
>comes back
>swat away
>comes back
>gently squish the fucker
>small stain left on the screen

Fuck insects
Fuck Summer
Fuck niggers

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Gr**ks are not human

Fuck your TV
AND FUCK YOUR COUCH

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>House centipedes live anywhere from three to seven years, depending on the environment. They can start breeding in their third year. To begin mating, the male and female circle around each other. They initiate contact with their antennae. The male deposits his sperm on the ground and the female then uses it to fertilize her eggs.
how depressing, don't even get to fuck, just cum on the floor and scuttle away

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Wow they are just like me!

>Lands on your wall and then rubs his hands together, then buzzes around your head while trying to ram you.

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That from bug fables?

poor fuckers are guided by moonlight
with artifical light they must feel like playing quake with a shitty 360° fov quake mod
youtube.com/watch?v=jQOJ3yCK8pI

i hate when flies rub their hands together

it reminds me of baka i cant put my finger on

That's a good one. Thanks, M8.

They don't need sex, they get their pleasure from killing shit

Based. Centipedes are omega bros.
>don't make webs like spiders
>even more prodigiously ravenous
>decimate roaches, ants, assassin bugs, etc.
They keep to themselves too and only come out at night.

kek

>NOOOOOO!

>...at first it was the moths, and I said nothing, because let's face it, laying eggs in your chest for pod people is just the way it goes man.

But when the lizard people started popping out of garbage dump couches...

now that...

that's a step too far.
-t. Captain Pike

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I sure love waking up because a big ass centipede falls on my face while I sleep and then bites me which hurts more than any other bug can do

That's interesting, but moths are still retarded if their evolutionary path still couldn't figure out this problem after thousands of years of humans creating light sources.

Where the fuck do you live? Ungo Bungo Land?

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Same, those damn blacks get everywhere

They are bird food you retard.

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what pokemon is this

I did not know that existed. Thanks.

why do you want to kill moth man stop just open your window

>just open your window
Fucker wants you to let more in. This moth man is dangerous!

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Moths are fucking based. Imagine a butterfly but superman. They're faster, stronger, tougher, smarter, thiccer, reproduce easier, and have more evolutionary tools to survive. Butterniggers can go fuck themselves. Not to mention he cute

Lepidoptaryans are the superior race

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This is the psychological defence mechanism 'victim blaming'. I would suggest a different one that doesn't increase misery all around, there are plenty available for example 'oh well, that's sucks but nothing really can be done about it'.

>painting in my spray booth
>one of these motherfuckers flies through my window
>buzzes around a bit then comes into the booth
>gets sucked up against the filter
>I drown this motherfucker in Tamiya Lacquer Flat Aluminium
>MECHA CRANEFLY drags itself across the filter for a few seconds before the lacquer melts into its exoskeleton and freezes it like a statue
I hate these fucking things

>evolution
>thousands of years
muttlardmcdonalds education, everyone.

They're really effective. One summer I was slapping 10 moths dead a day, then after I used these they took 3 years to even slightly come back. The weird thing is some people say they smell like shit, others say they smell nice. It must be a gene thing. Just put them all over your house poison side up and it will kill the moths but not hhhhharm you (sorry brain glitch).

>it will kill the moths but not hhhhharm you (sorry brain glitch).
Uh, you okay there user?

damn, bees look like THAT?

If you think OUR insects are bad (house centipedes are ultra-bro tier btw), you should see Australia's.

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>this one fucking house centipede shill

lots of free time to make themselves look pretty

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he looks like a little lion

spiders arent insects

I'm I going to fly directly at you? Or am I going to go over here, no, let me just fly by real close just to fuck with you.

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based japs using spiders to kill nintendofags

it's like a tiny flying bunny rabbit

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brown recluses won't fuck with you if you don't fuck with them

>out of my way centipede fucking shits
Never kill these. What you're looking at is 2000$ worth of pest control.

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sorry if I don't want a spider that can make my dick rot in my house

I'm not judging Godzilla at all because if I were a monster I totally would too

>n-no don't kill use if you kill us you won't have small harmless bugs running around your house!

I've got one of these
he's named Amos

a skinny brown proboscis typed this post

i havent been able to watch movies or game cause theyve infested my tv room:(

>What you're looking at is 2000$ worth of pest control.
WHy

I wish I could make every moth sentient and then brutally torture and kill them all. I unironically hate them more than mosquitoes, macaques, and Warwick Davis combined.

no living being would weep for the death of the mosquito

It eats its weight in bugs every couple of hours and weighs like half a pound. It shoots Raid from its ass

Sometimes I get a few of these crawling around but they're cool.

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I vacuum them all, repeatedly, over a few days. after vacuuming eachtime I blow insecticide into the vacuum cleaner. this eradicated almost all of the moths in my house.

>about to go to bed
>open window because it's fucking hot
>shitty little mosquito comes in
>try to swap it but miss
>it flies into the dark parts of the room
>have to go to bed knowing there's a faggot mosquito shit in my room now that'll fly in my fucking face at some point during the night
I hate nature so fucking much.

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I like them
they remind me of Halloween

Moths are souls of warriors returned to the Earth to fight shitty TV programs.
You are not watching shitty TV, are you, user?

I'll kill you kike, moths are the white mans bug

yeah proportional navigation was how sidewinders intercepted planes

>lives in squalor with the roaches
Third worlder detected

Do you guys not use window screens?

Yeah they don't wanna bother anyone and seem rather intelligent.

here king, this is for you

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Why is the framerate so fucking ass

moths can only see 6 frames per second

for me it's honey bees
Mac says he wants the flamethrower

absolute unit lad

try me cocksucker

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its a 2011 video

butterflies are better because they have all of the qualities of a moth but they stay outside and don't try to prey on your fabric

no fluffy butterflies

*goes straight for your throat*

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that's not actually a moth, it's made out of felt

this, however, is real

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>not watching tv in your garage with a bunch of your friends on beat up couches
20 years ago
and you'll never have that ever again :(

i'm fairly sure i know why nobody is attracted to you

>dude trust me, im a bird too

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I did a high school report on these motherfuckers six years ago and it made me hate them as a concept

How the fuck do people test this shit? It's not like you can attach some electrodes to a moth's head and then figure out what its vision looks like.
Like how the hell do scientists know that dogs can only see in greytones?

See

I was memeing; if they're anything like flies they probably actually see in slow motion or some shit

they also spawn caterpillars that fuck with my tomatoes

I want an answer to my question anyway!

kino

caspaicin, garlic, and cloves in a spray my dude

really? this changes everything. I still hate moths but maybe I like moth-lovers a lot now.

Your tomatoes were literally built for BML (big moth larvae)

I sucked one of these up with a vacuum earlier wtf are they?

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>honey bees

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I'm guessing they use microscopes and tweezers to some extent

either stink bugs or potato bugs
they fly around and smash into ceiling fans
very cool

honey is delicious and it's a fun parlor trick to grab a handful of them without being stung because they are actually pretty docile

yep just do a cold water extraction, coupla fresh hot chili peppers, some fresh crushed garlic, some cloves. hit with a little lemon juice, let it soak overnight, strain it with cheese cloth, load it into a spray bottle, and mist your vines with it. it'll keep all those creepy crawlies off and it won't hurt your plant.

>implying humans arent clumsy creatures
If humans were able to fly this is also exactly what it would look like

they cute :)

lel i'm on acid that was so much fun post more bees

you're my hero
I will never bully moths on the internet again

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i baseballed one with my keyboard last week, felt good.

They're dumb boys as well. You pretend to squash them they don't move, you slowly approach them they let you handle them, won't even fly away from your hand.

>dayum gurl, moth boy be lookin fine

nature has no purpose, evolution has no purpose that's religious speak chud
there's no "design" in nature

xD drugs broooo so cool xD

They can crawl into your ear and damage it.

Enter Chad
>huge
>strong
>dumb as fuck
Saw one of these on a sidewalk missing his whole body but still alive, had to stomp poor fuck to stop his suffering.

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CHOKE ON EM

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>woman posting on the internet before simps existed
I want to go back

thanks for the filename

this shit is so cool
>bees have no defense against a wasp/hornet
>instead, they horde it then raise their body temperature until it gets cooked to death

Dont start nothin, wont BEE nothin

Yes, yes very good, very good HOWEVER

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Does it just exist to search for bugs?

They vibrate to generate heat higher than what the wasp can handle, but every so slightly lower than what they can handle. Bees are based af

Pretty sure those are post-smoking bees. They're dizzy.

holy shit look at them go

That's the most interesting thing in this thread wtf..

lesser arthropods fear the BBC (Big Beetle Carapace)

And bite humans. Their bites are some of the most painful bites imaginable.

I'm an apartment dweller and I don't have insects at all. The "bites" (actually a sting) I ever got were from bees but funnily enough only in the provincial parts of the country during vacations.

that just makes me love them more

Such is a will of an Allah

Where do these things live? I live in rural Michigan and I don’t have them in my house.

>>bloodsuckers
>parasite
>contributes nothing
>annoying as fuck
>world would be 1000 times better off without them
You just described american WASPs

>You just described europeans*

>Moths in Brazil be like:

>flies in circles around your ceiling light for hours, resisting all attempts to wave them out of the window
Round and round and round.

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I always kill em

>serves no evolutionary purpose
birds, frogs and other things eat them m8

That's a male. You fell for a trap, user.

In Swedish these are called berry farts

typical reddit normtard response
birds and frogs would find other insects to eat, you dumb reddit cunt, some other insect would thrive and replace mosquito niggers

mozzies prefer to suck on women, get some women in your life incel and never be bothered by mozzies ever again

>get into bed
>3 moths start flying around
>get up get vacuum
>suck them up
>get back into bed hear humming
>get up again 5 moths somehow
>get vacuum
>get back into bed
>about to fall asleep
>more fucking moths
>notice window was on a slight gap and they were casually landing on the window and crawling in
>vacuum up
>close window
>get back into bed
>here little thuds at the window
>its moths

the light wasn't even on

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stfu, you disgusting spic arab nigger chink jew mutt
there are no americans, you're all mutts
you don't have your own language, you don't have history or culture, you're a soulless mutt country of various shitskins and chinks

Last year I hunted one down in my bedroom for at least a hour, armed with a broom and a ladder. I hate having high ceilings.

why are they so degenerate though
always having sex

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>t. self-hating American

What did they mean by this?

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cats are disgusting little animals. Literally every single person that I know who owns one has some sort of mental health issue

Malaria carrying mosquitoes have killed more niggers than pretty much anything else. They are nigger population control and based.

I never saw one either, then I moved to ann arbor and had a fuck ton, so maybe it's a lattitude thing

Why does it look like it got infected with Las Plagas?

>muh open window oh no
Do yuros not use a fucking screen or what? kek

>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

wow
calm down Ahmed

>he's being gangstalked by moths
must of fucked off the moth kingdom somehow mate

redpill me on assassin bugs
is this what obi wan uses in attack of the clones

>female workers
figures

>must of
do amerikeks really

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Channers

>amerifats seething in the replies
based!

>grammar and spelling posting
do faggots with nothing of substance to offer really?

>brother
"Sister", technically.

They're also known as "kissing bugs" because they suck your blood out while you sleep, often around your lips. Centipedebros kill and eat them.

We antisemitic post I'm seventh generation holocaust survivor.

Euros not having AC made sense before, but I don't get why they never adopted bug screens. There's no downside.

>There's no downside.
They ruin the view.

They don't at all. Most of you live in boring apartment blocks anyway, so its not like there's anything worth looking out at.

You get what you fucking deserve

no idea why it isn't wide spread, here in bongland you get, flies, moths, wasps, mosquitos, spiders and several other insects make use of open windows, the only place I've ever seen bug screens is commercial kitchens and even then it's most likely they don't have them
seems like a bit of a gap in the market here, I always make my own, I can't sleep while hearing shit buzzing around