Ask a 500lb dude anything

Ask a 500lb dude anything

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Is this a form of self-harm?

hows the 8th grade?

More so self indulgence and not caring

How are the 8th graders?

no idea

Do you ever ponder that your body will inevitably collapse under the immense weight and simply the act of breathing will one day become too much for your heart & lungs to bare?

Can you outrun a fart?

Sure, but, whatever.

Negative

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How much is that in kilos?

about 226

I think I’ll have a salad for dinner tonight.

How do you wipe your ass after taking a shit?

Word. I had a couple of cheese steaks.

Like anyone does. No issues with that.

do you have any pictures of the amounts you eat?

are you a virgin? when's the last time you got laid?

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No, it's usually gone before pictures are even a thought lol

Not a virgin, but it's been a while.