Milf/Cougar thread

Milf/Cougar thread

Post your IRL conquests and stories


>be 20's me
>out at bar with friends during christmas break
>crowd is mostly our age, but I spy a couple of older milf types
>they seem over served and potential easy scores
>be nice and offer them a round
>they accept, but I could tell one of them wasnt interested in me at all
>pissoffcunt.exe
>other courgar is quite accepting and lets me buy her a 2nd round
>obvious now that this cougar is waaay overserved
>last call
>bitchy milf tries to get her drunk friend to leave, but sloppy drunk milf tells her to go without her
>boner intensifies
>last call and sloppy milf is super into me
>asks me if I want to continue partying at her house around the corner
>tell my friends adios, I'm nailing this sloppy mess
>follow sloppy milf to her house
>shes swerving all over the place, Im certain shes gonna get pulled over
>luckily, she doesn't live that far. no cops.
>as soon as we make it through her front door, her tongue is in my mouth
>we head upstairs immediately and get naked
>bottle of lube next to her bed
>she stokes my cock with lube and immediately sits on it raw dog
>I pound this old whore with no remorse and blast gigantic gobs of hot sperm up her cunt
>no regerts
>do it several more times that night
>save her number in my phone and text her whenever I want to pump a bare pussy full of cum
>I now own a cougar pussy


pic very related
>feels good man

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I had the chance to fuck a really hot milf but she turned out to be married and was a psychotic cunt. I've never seen a woman get so salty over being told no, it was very satisfying. Actually there was another married slut that wanted my dick and I told her no too, why are the married ones the thirstiest?

Looks like Charles Durning in drag.

> tinder, swiped some 10y older women
> some of them replayed, one started to talk for a month or so, she was very protective
> first beer, bbw type, huge tits, decent ass, im into it, she as well, very flirty, however - hothing happens
> ff three months, we talk on weekly basis via app, got invited on a beer
> decent pub, we are in a basement, some ppl around, shes horny as fuck, kissing etc., I play with her tits
> winter, so she has a nice coat
>milg, plz, go to bathroom, put on your coat, but remove anything under it, she agrees
>now we are quite drunk, she has only coat and I have plenty of fun playing with her tits
>noones around, so I pull out my dick, she grabs it, few strokes and starts to blow me
>omg someones coming, we are decent and cool
>alone again, this time she opens her coat and I start to play with her pussy, nice, shaved, small labias
>she bends over, I see her round ass and pussy, fast thrust and I finger her from behind
>again someones comming
>he noticed
> she is ashamed but aroused as fuck
> ok user, its enough, I cant come here anymore
>she dresses up, we go out, she wants to go alone to her flat
>going with her, some kissing, at her flat, she again says, she goes alone, however starts to kiss me and rub my dick at the main entrance to the building
>we go inside and stop at the beggining of staircase, its about 3 AM
>I pull out my dick, she starts to stroke it and unzips her trousers
> I say that Im going into her ass, bcs no condoms
>ok
> trying for a minute or two, no luck, to tight
>finger her ass
>fuck it, going into pussy and fucking her raw on stairs
> massive load on her ass
> she giggles, puts her panties on her wet ass and starts to clean my hand from sperm with her tongue
>I play a litthe with her tits
> sorry user, gotta go
> next day she writes, that she couldnt invite me in bcs hubby in da house, and she is looking forward for next beer or something
>no photos, she doesnt send them

>hubby
Not your fault because you didn't know.
Married women that cheat are pathetic.

I want to fuck one. Not even a milf; I love bbw

No conquest here, but ever since I've taken this candid of my Asian mom I've been busting fat ropes to it whenever I get the chance to.

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One summer years ago when I was home from school, I started a Tinder JUST to match with cougars, divorced women, etc. I was in good shape and figured it'd be fun and funny stories would result.

Most of the women were pretty damaged and I sort of felt bad for them. Like, I don't want to talk about your kid's difficulties with school on the first date, or your ex husband, etc. But if you're willing to be nice, and openly compliment them, and the like, they're generally down to fuck. I mean, they're on a dating site and agreed to go out with someone in their early 20s in public. These aren't well adjusted women. Usually, not in great shape, but some cute ones for their age. They fuck like champions.

I'm not bragging; it's not hard, just most guys don't do it, because most guys are looking for Kendra Lust. Keep in shape, sort of, and be fun and nice, and don't mention the age difference, and you can fuck all sorts of crazy women. I have some stories.

Share all them stories , with pics would be great

you use disc?

share

No.

I have a few. Usually the stories don't end very sexy, to be fair. They got attached WAY early, as they viewed me as a "new start at life," when I was just some guy banging older women. Honestly, wouldn't have ben proud of most of them (maybe two), but they mostly were amazing in bed, given that I was used to inexperienced college girls. I still look for older women on those when single, but now a bit older than I did.

learn to greentext you fucking retard

share the story of the one where you did the most devious things to her sexually

kik randomkrig, pls send some :)

Sure, that's easy. This'll sound like a LARP, so I'll start with this: not a looker. Not ugly, by any means, but just... the sort of mom you look at and go, yeah that's a mom. Bushy hair, a bit more fat in places than she should be, etc.

She'd been a single mom since her kid was 9. But her son was a year younger than me. I was 20, she was mid 40s or so. She hugely got off on the fact that her son and I were so close in age. Mentioned it a lot, and would say "You're my son's age" while we were fucking.

We eventually graduated to the whole "Mom-son" thing in bed, and it was hot as hell. But she was a deeply fucked up alcoholic and when she started talking about introducing me to her parents, I cut it off.

These women are not well but they are fun.

>BBW type
stopped reading right there

Nice. Saved.

been back and forth on meeting up with one. She's in my area and is dtf, but I'm apprehensive

Why?

good tits bad face
got more pics?

post face

Ever wondered why were you attracted to older women ? it cause of some trauma or something of that sort ?

Since these bitches are older and infertile , is it creampie day every day or you had to pull out ?

Heard from some of my friends that older women are more into BDSM and anal, your thoughts ?

idk i just feel weird about it. I want to nut inside some older pussy but would not know what to do after im done hitting it lol

I can confirm. Older women are into new intense experiences and sexual pleasure. I fucked aolder woman for a long time, almost 6 years; I was 33, she was 43 and she let me do to her whatever I wanted.

>what to do after im done hitting it
You leave.

I started the accounts because I wasn't really having tons of luck with girls my age. That, and during puberty, my fantasies were always about friend's moms and teachers. I liked girls my age, but nothing like I liked them. The older women wore heels and stockings and nice dresses. I was hooked.

I generally did not pull out, but did have one pregnancy scare. It was fine.

Didn't encounter any BDSM or love of anal.

Pretty much how it goes, I did this 15ish years ago except with AFF and MySpace. If you make the tiniest amount of effort to sit through their crap, they'll buy you drinks, treat you well, and fuck you stupidly. Just be sure to have a good excuse to roll out and not get too attached. I got smart and would go downtown wearing the away team's jersey/tshirt and go to the bars by the ballpark, and nearly 100% no callbacks since they think I'm from far away.

The older women also talked to you like a person. Young girls are too full of themselves to talk about anything other than themselves or whatever brain dead pop culture they're into. It must be a generational thing because at 33 women my age are still as retarded and self absorbed as they were when I was in middle school.

she was not a whale type bbw, more chubby chubby, her body was quite well balanced, howerer she was not skinny at all.

apart from tinder , any other platforms you use to hookup with older milfs ?

Or real life interactions such as bars have a better chance of success ?

>women my age are still as retarded and self absorbed as they were when I was in middle school.
In my experience that doesn’t change with age.

She’s fugly you fag, you should be ashamed of yourself for even bragging about it.

Oh no, they're self-absorbed, That's why they want to go out with a guy in his early 20s. I just had no illusions about that and never brought it up.

They're always playing the popularity game. Just have to figure out at what level.

Grocery stores in wealthy areas. But watch out, most of them are rich housewives that are frustrated with drinking and fighting with their husbands every night and want to recapture their youth with some strange cock.