What the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

What the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Greentext if you'd like.

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>be born
>too much embarrassed
>live hell
>wait

bump

I got hard at least once in the locker rooms as a teenager. That was awkward.

I get weird random boners. Not sure why. But sometimes I get dirty looks

Same. I thought how awkward it would be if I got a boner and ended up getting one on accident

lol reverse psychology

Clicked on this thread

HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKER THAT CLICKS ON THREADS

did anyone see? what happened?

Asked a girl to prom and she said no

I gave someone a wedgie but I almost threw up because he had skidmarks in them

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I once tripped and fell

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Sending my boss an anime girl pic on accident. Or maybe walking into a gas station with ripped pants on the ass while going commando and not noticing.
Top that.

>going commando and not noticing.
did someone tell you or did you find out when the breeze hit ya?

It was an earlier rip that I had sewn. I think it ripped getting out of my truck to go inside the gas station. Middle of summer, no cold air to shock me.

I noticed when I sat down on a stool when I was opening up for work.

was it a big rip like your whole ass was hanging out? did you have to leave work? lol

>What the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
i assumed the guy she was cheating on me with was a noodle armed faggot given his occupation and description.
turns out he was jacked and knew MMA and all that shit. when i showed up to kick his ass i got held down by him and his friend in a submissive arm bar type move and cut my head open on the curb then after i called my mom and cried.
true story.

I keep a change of clothes in my truck. I highly recommend everyone does, literally saves your ass. It was the whole length of the pocket.

>Sending my boss an anime girl pic on accident.
I cringed more over this tbh
>ripped pants on the ass
When I was in college I was in the middle of a class and went to adjust my junk and noticed something felt off. I felt again and looked and realized that the entire seem from the the top of my ass down and then up to the zipper was completely ripped open. Luckily I was wearing underwear but I cringe to think how many people probably saw since I would take public transport to class.

Got mistaken for a girl on numerous occasions
Eventually shit started messing with my mind so I started to cross dress

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I was touched inappropriately as a child.
I wish I could forget it happened.

ouch

by who?

did he touch your bobo?

Did you tell your mom it wasn't a phase?

Yeah, we're all awkward fucks. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.

Five bucks this is a larp and your next post will be a 3-part greentex disappointment.

Best duo EVER

Yes

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Well it all started when I was 9

part 1/3

>At my uncles house for the summer
>used to play tons of games with my cousin
>his best friend was this scary looking dude who had a bulge in his pants
>the kid with a bulge in his pants had this really hot mom
>one day, his mom came and picked him up with her best friend in the car
>best friend waves me over and starts asking me weird questions
>out of nowhere this guy on a motorcycle comes by and grabs my cock.