Shota thread

Dog boys would seem to be more energetic and playful, like actual dogs.

Dogboys
-loyal
-tail wagging
-will go hiking with you

Catboys
-Cuter
-Lazy and low maintenance
-Will shit on your bed when you make them angry then pretend it wasn't them.

I think cuter should be separated into feminine for them and masculine for doggo boys, since it’s taking a subjective thing and giving them each their own pro identity.

I deliberately put one in there for you to pick at and you didn't pick it.

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Pick at what? The Amber Heard reference?

I didn't follow that whole fiasco, but I'm assuming you're talking about the shitting on your bed bit.

>Dogboys
Wild and silly

>Catboys
Generally boring with few exceptions

Yeah, since I don’t know what else was something else I didn’t pick up on

> " catboys " ;
PRO's :
(a) moderately loyal ;
(b) extremely affectionate (when they want to be) ;
(c) they like to lay on their backs, knees spread apart and 'paws' stretched out above their shoulders, waiting for you to give them chest and tummy rubs, to get them ready before you lay on top of them and frot them off, with both your erections stimulating each other gently all the way to orgasm.
CON's :
(a) likely to run off to someone else after getting their climax ;
(b) will occasional hiss and scratch if they don't like where you're inclined to be rubbing them ;
(c) they will rarely lick their semen off you (only cleaning themselves up), unless you both ejaculated at the same time so that you can both lick it off each other at the same time.

> " dogboys " ;
PRO's :
(a) extremely loyal ;
(b) very affectionate (all the time) ;
(c) they like to lay on your back while grabbing you in a bear-hug and hump themselves off against you, because they love you so much ;
(d) if you lay down naked, on your back with your legs spread apart, they will always know when you want to be licked off, or sucked off (even after a single sniff), and will get on with it until you climax regardless of their own desires
(e) will always lick their semen off you and themselves, if you ask them to, regardless of whether you both ejaculated at the same time but doesn't expect you to do the same for him unless you want to - which makes him very happy;
CON's :
(a) has no discretion when visitors arrive - they will hump themselves off on your leg or ass, regardless of who's watching - in fact they prefer it if someone's watching - especially another dogboy who's probably just waiting his turn ;
(b) inclined to want to go off for a walk, or play ball right after humping himself off, even if you haven't got off yet ;
(c) always playful, regardless of how tired you are .

Cartoon undies are the best

It’s such a perfect combo of wholesome and lewd

Give me the dogboy!

Agreed, I think all boys should be required to only wear them and only them.