Well anons, I have officially decided I am throwing in the towel and hiring a lady of the evening in order to lose my virginity.
How do I get a woman for these purposes without getting arrested or robbed? What should I do before hand to prepare?
Well anons...
Adrian Bell
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Aaron Martin
Wear a condom.
Wear a fucking condom.
Adam Taylor
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Jose Sanchez
Oh that’s a given, I’ve already started researching which size condoms I would need to order.
Nicholas Thompson
Well on the brightside, you going to prison would be a dream cum true. All the free ass rapes you could want, you big faggot ass homo
Joshua Ortiz
Funny. I actually had a guy offer to blow me before when but I declined.
Justin Taylor
Kill yourself
Thomas Stewart
What makes you say that?
Daniel Wilson
Relax and enjoy yourself.
The best looking girls I’ve fkd were all prostitutes.
It’s a very expensive service so enjoy it.
Liam Bell
Never bring them to your home. Get a motel room. Plenty have hourly rates for this exact purpose.
If an ad seems too good to be true (e.g., 10/10 girl, $50/hr) it is and it's a honeypot.
Manage your expectations.
Nathaniel Davis
is that bell dolphin?
Carter Watson
just buy a few different types and jerk off with them. research is nothing compared to feeling it on yourself.
Daniel Torres
Ya I don’t think mom would let me have sex in the house so that would be a five .
Jayden Carter
Was that before or after he jammed your poopschute
James Fisher
Kill yourself
Jordan Parker
I had some regular ones and they didn’t fit, they were really tight and also way too long lol
Given*
Joshua Cook
Jerk off before hand, because since it’s your first time, you’ll likely cum pretty fast.
Why can’t you pick up a girl organically?
Jaxon Anderson
Just go on tinder, you can probably get a freebie from a 4/10
Joseph Clark
Nah I’ve never had anything in my asshole, maybe I’d let a woman put her finger In it I guess?
? What’s your problem
Gavin Martin
Go where it's legal. Plenty of places around the world. In the US it's legal in Nevada not Vegas though it's illegal. What to do to prepare? Trim the hedges and bathe. Don't worry if you suck or not she's there to please you not he other way around.
Isaac Harris
>organically
Grayson Cox
I’d go to Vegas if I had people to go with lol
Ethan Wilson
Low self esteem, bad social skills, ugly appearance, borderline micropenis, no friends to help wingman for me, never had any sisters or female friends growing up,
Anthony Anderson
If you’re in the US go here
Michael Gonzalez
Do you really want people to know you lost your virginity to a pro? Better to do a solo trip. Also it's ILLEGAL in Vegas.
Carson Hall
I am Canadian.