In a week from now I am going to ingest the following substances:

In a week from now I am going to ingest the following substances:

-Turpentine
-Borax
-Sulfur powder
-Sodium Thiosulfate
-NBMI/Emeramide

in an attempt to cure a lifelong debilitating disease.
AMA

inb4:
"dude just go to a doctor"
"dude just try *x substance that I have tried a million times*"
"dude you're going to die lmao"

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dude you're going to die lmao

oh shiii

turpentine (gum tree spirits) with sugar is a long known cure for candida and parasites

Do you have someone else to post results if this winds up killing you?

So now we’re supposed to just sit here and wait for a week? Get on it tonight.

wait I don’t understand. Are you trying to kill yourself, hence the ailment, or are you actually trying to get better from what exactly?

dude just try *x substance that I have tried a million times

I’ve actually I drank substance x, it gave me the strength of ten men. I’m essentially a super villain. Keeping it to moderate thefts so far. I have about 80 grand.

just try the sunlight diet president oz says it will cure you

based and true

>or are you actually trying to get better from what exactly?
candida and parasites and whatever else is inside me

based op

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what's the disease?
I know of a few non borax cures for things.
iodine for depression, wormwood for parasites, etc.

captain cancer?

nope

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Soooo...

- Toxic if consumed, potential for irritation or outright damage to skin, eyes, respiratory and nervous systems if inhaled, maybe some topical value in lieu of safer alternatives.
- Anti Fungal? Banned food additive due to concerns of liver cancer.
- Antidote for cyanide poisoning, topical anti-fungal.
- Heavy metal chelator

I was gonna guess what the fuck you're thinking but you partially explained it here . You spend five minutes on webmd and go full schizo-hypochondriac?

If candidiasis and parasites are your actual problem, further compromising your immune system with a hodge-podge of chemicals sounds like a genius fucking plan of action. You're gonna kill yourself with whatever concoction you whip up for problems I'm not convinced you have. Have fun with that, I guess.
Or go to a goddamned doctor who can actually take cultures from your blood, do some other labwork, and figure out if anything is actually in it that shouldn't be.

Disregarding the above, livestream or youtube your slow decline for posterity. The world can always benefits from more examples to others.

“treatment” just undermines the healing hand of God. seek prayers instead.

I was waiting for seething fedora responses like this LMAO

>You spend five minutes on webmd and go full schizo-hypochondriac?
Nah this is more like a 12 year process of research, trying things to see how my body reacts, them not working then moving onto the next thing.

This is where I am right now.
btw most of your info on these substances is false

Just take a parasite cleanse OP, like walnut shell. Do a slow cleanse. You are going to poison yourself either from too much turpentine or from killing parasites too fast and their gases releasing into your body. It will take you a couple months but you will feel better if you do it slowly

>Just take a parasite cleanse OP, like walnut shell

>"dude just try *x substance that I have tried a million times*"

>It will take you a couple months but you will feel better if you do it slowly
I want what is effective
and I wont take too much turp, probably one tsp a day

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!

You don't know the risks, which is why I am suggesting a slow cleanse. Change your diet, eat healthy, and with every meal take a walnut shell based cleansing pill. When you eat the parasites will come out to feed on what is going through your intestines and they will get poisoned slowly by the pill. You want them to die off slowly otherwise the gases and toxins they release will make you sicker than you can imagine. It can kill you or give your body permanent damage. Detoxing is suppose to be a slow process. Just as you accumulated garbage in your body over time you must slowly detox it out.

>seething fedora responses
Yes, you got your (you)

Imagine spending over a decade on self-experimentation with whatever drain cleaners, plant extracts, and research chemicals you can get your hands on and having the nerve to call it "research." You could have a fucking doctorate in pharmacology by now, or have spent a month tops on a doctor-monitored anti-fungal regimen. Spend the next 12 minutes trying to lick your elbow, retard.

>You don't know the risks
I see people taking these things and they are fine. I am okay with the risks.
>Change your diet, eat healthy, and with every meal take a walnut shell based cleansing pill.
Tried things like this a million times, made me feel worse.
>Imagine spending over a decade on self-experimentation with whatever drain cleaners, plant extracts, and research chemicals you can get your hands on and having the nerve to call it "research."
How is it not research? Just because it isn't in an academic journal or whatever doesn't make it not research.

What are your symptoms?

Because it takes several months. It will make you feel awful because you are killing organisms that are releasing gases and years of toxins into your body after you kill them. If you don't do it while eating you will not get them all. You might get a quick flush, still feel awful, and still have the parasites. If you do it over a few months you will clear your parasites.

Anyway good luck. Not trying to debate with you over it. Just a suggestion. Hope you feel better after