Walk in room

>walk in room
>see this

what do?

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start suclin

run

Whip my dick out and stick it between them

Don't worry ma'am, I'm a doctor, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to numb you.
Num
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Man the harpoons.

*unzips dick*

she's kind of cute
I'd fuck her

KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHOP!!!!

>take pic
>post
>ask what i didnt wrong
>an hero

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She's a big heifer so I'd probably run too. They only show half shots for a reason. The bottom half is 1.5-2x bigger than her shoulders for sure. Giant bazookas like that don't grow on skinny chicks without silicon help.

That’s my thing. I love gigantor tits. Cheers

>>Giant bazookas like that don't grow on skinny chicks without silicon help.

Yes they do

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Do a 360 and walk right back out.

Start roller disco wit family guy den Zuc milkers. Weeeeeeeeee!

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I'd show her what my estrogenized girldick tastes like as I bury myself in those boobs!

You'd be facing the same direction you fucking idiot. Are you retarded?

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At least zir not gay…

I absolutely adore summertime faggotryadn4r

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>Doesn't realize that getting mad about it is part of the joke.

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Ok well Dolly Parton was skinny with big real tits too. So fine, you got me. But it's not as often as I'd like.