I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
bitch ass honky get my motherfucking coat you punk ass rookie ass bitch ass police i'm bein harassed turn your mother fucking body cam on so i can see how this bitch ass fag ass police shake ass motherfucker man i still voted for trump but ill knock your noddle off i had the chance if you was ever in the ghetto i fuck you up 100 g ill rob your ass rape your ass take your ass all your cash everything if i caught you by the atm i'd hit you in the head with some shit and take your mother fucking money i'm being harassed
Lucas Lee
OP you sounds like Chinese gook who anti-japan. Why you shaming on American and Japanese people? Do they hurt you?
Nanking massacre is a bless and a good lesson for all arrogance Chinese gook :)
Jace Lopez
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related, it’s me and my bitch.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be careful not to get sick with kurru if you eat too much sashimi
Connor Adams
Early internet days seem so cringe now... what the fuck were we thinking?
John James
Copypasta larp.
Zachary Richardson
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrdurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lucas Johnson
we were 12
Wyatt Hall
Nice bait. But Gomenasai means sorry you fucking plebian. And Kanji is not a dialect it's an alphabet. I know this is bait but it's not even believable. I guess thats the point though.
Kevin Johnson
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Chase Russell
>cringe Speak for yourself, I miss those days more than you could ever fucking imagine.
Ryan Bell
i miss having an actual music library when id care about the music i had
Jordan Anderson
OP fag trying to make shit out of Japanese and Murica… this user screwed it XD
Gabriel Howard
>imagine being this new
Jack Barnes
>I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, This bait may be copy pasta but it has some nice details in it. We need more bait like this.
It may not get the responses of "Trap something something." but is is just so much better. The person who created this actually cared about bait.
cringe? people were having fun back then bro. theres no layers of irony and sarcasm, just pure fun. i wish i was at the scene back then because back then you could get away with saying stupid shit at the top of your brain without feeling the need to fit in. theres nothing wrong with cringe, cringe is just people having honest and pure fun. now were just drowning in superficiality and onion layers of bullshitting with eachother. bring back those days bros...
Joshua Young
>Chinese
Colton Baker
That pic is old af I remember seeing it around here years ago
Jose Harris
>LOOK MY FELLOW 4CHANNERS!!! I FOUND A "NEWFAG", ISNT HE SUCH A HECKING LOSER??? LMAO NIGGER AMIRITE
Jaxon Morales
well actually you're a niggerfaggot...you being new is just a funny aside
