You mind if I check your vehicle?

You mind if I check your vehicle?

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>yes =
Yes, please check away

>no =
No, I don't mind. Check away.

>i don't give you consent to check my vehicle
"I smell weed."

Don't mind at all. Sorry about the smell however. Flood damaged the carpet and everything smells like cat piss.

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SirI'mGonnaHaveToAskYouToStepOutOfYourVehicle

Of course, sir. Don't mind at all. Mind if I have a cigarette?

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What the fukk did u pull me over for

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Am I being detained? I do not consent. I am not driving a car, I'm travelling.

i am sorry officer, but i do not consent to any search of vehicle.

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I smell weed.

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Fuck off get a warrant

mind if I check your vehicle first?

Am I being detained? I do not consent to your laws.

I warrant that I'm about to turn my body cam off.

No officer.
>slowly pan the camera to face the officer

You only pulled me over because you’re a racist pig. ACAB.

sorry. I let a bunch of hippies fuck my ass and I've had wicked gas since then. would you like to perform a cavity search?

I do not consent to a search. I won't discuss this further.

get a warrant bitch nigger

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"I do not consent to searches".

am I being detained officer? Why? I do not consent to any search.

even if they don't smell weed they can just have a K9 unit come... it's honestly fucked up

Good, my 360 dash cam is on the car's wifi and live streams... fucking retard living in 2010. Cameras are fucking everywhere you stupid fucking cockknob.

You are showing signs that you are in need of mental help.

> "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on---"
> [gets shot]
Every time.

You can check my vehicle if I can check your house, computer, and any other property you have.

How? You don't have to consent to a search.

You're making me fear for my safety. I'm going to need three weeks of therapy and paid leave after what I'm about to do.

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audit the audit on youtube has some good videos. love how he exposes them. imagine being so into your job that you make a fool out of your family. oh wait, officers always get divorced because lil chump has too much pride to get a better paying job with more time to spend with family.

Dont try to be clever. You just consented to the search.

Once in your car, the cop will find something or plant something that can be used against you.

*shoots cop in the head*

*teleports behind u just before the bullet hits me*
Nothing personnel, kid.

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In the real world, I have yelled this at a cop. I didnt consent to anything, and they walked back to their car to write the ticket. Cops generally leave angry people alone I have found. Helps that I'm white.